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    Default Muhaawrat (Daband Muqaabla 3)

    Aslam-o-alaikum

    Umeed hain sab theek thaak hon gay

    Baat yeh hai k main kaafi arsay se kuch "Muhaawrat" Ki logic jan'na cha rahi thi Abhi moqa mila to socha aap logon se hi pooch lun

    Waisay mujhe aaj tak samajh nahin ayi k muhaawrat banaye kis ne Aur agal bana bhi liye to itnay mushkil kion banaye Aur agar mushkil ban hi gaye thay to unhain Aam kion kia

    Khair atay hain asal point ki taraf Yeh kuch muhaawraat Aur Zarb-ul-Imsaal hain, Sab inkay peechay chupi hui Logic se parda uthanay ki koshish karain

    1: Manhoos ko "sabaz Qadam" kion kaha jata hai??
    (Haalankay "SABZ" to haryali ga rang hai matlab khush-haali ki alamat ... To manhoos aur sabz ki kya logic hui )

    2: "Gadhay K sir Se Seeng ki tarha ghayib hona"
    (Kya sirf gadhay k sir k seeng nahin hotay?? Ghoray ki example bhi to di ja sakti hai Us k bhi to seeng nahin hotay Ya agar wo us story pe yaqeen kia jaye k gadhay k sir se seeng ghayib ho agye thay to kya guarantee hai k ghoray k sir se nahin huay?? Ghoray,Gadhay ki bajaye Cat ko bhi to lia ja sakta tha )

    3: "Chilloo bhar paani main doob marna"
    (Kya yeh muhaawra bananay walay ne itnay se paani main kisi ko daboya tha Yeh baat to kehnay main bhi mazaq lagti hai )

    4: Taali aik haath se nahin bajti
    ( Main daaway se keh sakti k aik haat kisi k mun pe maarain Zor daar taali bajay gi )

    5: Jahan Cha wahan Raah
    ( Par haqeeqat main to jahan chaah hoti hai wahan koi raah hi nai nikali Agree na?? )

    6: Baara bars Dilli main rahay aur bhaar Jhonka
    (Yahan delhi ki bajaye kisi aur baraayyy aur achay shehar ka naam nahin ana chahiye )

    7: Yeh munh aur masoor ki daal
    (Yeh amooman is liye use kia jata hai k koi banda bohat fazool ho aur wo kisi achi cheez ki farmaish karay par muhaawra to in meanings k ult nahin hai?? )

    Ab koi meri in aitrazaat ko khatam kar sakay to genius maan lain hum usay
    Koi Hai to saamnay aye
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    Default Re: Muhaawrat (Daband Muqaabla 3)

    kafi tips hein ap ki personalty ki
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    Default Re: Muhaawrat (Daband Muqaabla 3)

    Quote Originally Posted by *jamshed* View Post
    kafi tips hein ap ki personalty ki
    Is baat ka matlab??



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    Default Re: Muhaawrat (Daband Muqaabla 3)

    Walaikumusalam


    ALLAH ka shukar


    hahahaha muhawaraat ki band baja di ap ne



    main dekhta hon aisa kiyun hai


    1 = ap sahi keh rahi hai khushaali ki ilamat hai na yeh tanz kiya jata hai na wadda khushaal sabaz qadam aya manhosiyat cha gayi


    2= gadha na bohat zaheen aur mehanti janwar hai is liye gadhay k sar se seeng ghayeb kartay na ghora to mehanti hai zaheen nahi maano cute hoti hai


    3= haan woh is liye kehtay hain na bewafa log k mar jao pani b zaya nahi karna is liye chuloo bhar pani kehtay na


    4= nahi woh taali nahi chapair hoti hai jo ap keh rahi hain taali do hath se hi bajti hai haan haath alag alag b hosakta hain aik kisi ka aik kisi ka


    5= yeh na cha means chaye tea aur rah means kitchen ban geya na rasta


    6= dilli dil se hota hai na dil khas jagah hoti hai is liye kehtay hain dilli main reh k b kuj na seekha


    7= haa yeh yun hai na k mong aur masooor ki daal jo hai woh is liye kehtay hain k koi mazay ki cheez khanay main ho na to woh kisi ko deni na ho jesey fazool admi jo hota hai woh koi khuwahish karay to kehtay na chal chal




    dekha main kitna zaheen



    eq2hdk - Muhaawrat (Daband Muqaabla 3)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet_lily View Post
    Is baat ka matlab??
    Matlab wohi haipraying - Muhaawrat (Daband Muqaabla 3)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampire View Post
    Walaikumusalam


    ALLAH ka shukar


    hahahaha muhawaraat ki band baja di ap ne



    main dekhta hon aisa kiyun hai


    1 = ap sahi keh rahi hai khushaali ki ilamat hai na yeh tanz kiya jata hai na wadda khushaal sabaz qadam aya manhosiyat cha gayi


    2= gadha na bohat zaheen aur mehanti janwar hai is liye gadhay k sar se seeng ghayeb kartay na ghora to mehanti hai zaheen nahi maano cute hoti hai


    3= haan woh is liye kehtay hain na bewafa log k mar jao pani b zaya nahi karna is liye chuloo bhar pani kehtay na


    4= nahi woh taali nahi chapair hoti hai jo ap keh rahi hain taali do hath se hi bajti hai haan haath alag alag b hosakta hain aik kisi ka aik kisi ka


    5= yeh na cha means chaye tea aur rah means kitchen ban geya na rasta


    6= dilli dil se hota hai na dil khas jagah hoti hai is liye kehtay hain dilli main reh k b kuj na seekha


    7= haa yeh yun hai na k mong aur masooor ki daal jo hai woh is liye kehtay hain k koi mazay ki cheez khanay main ho na to woh kisi ko deni na ho jesey fazool admi jo hota hai woh koi khuwahish karay to kehtay na chal chal




    dekha main kitna zaheen



    Band kahan bajayi Bus apnay zehan main uthnay walay masoom sawalaat ka jawab maanga

    1: Hahahah Ji nahin Yeh tanz k liye nahin use hota ... Main ne khud parha hai novel main Totally Wrong, Next logic plzz

    2: Zahaanat aur seengon ka kya kaam Balkay zaheen janwaron k sir pe to zyada seeng honay chahaiyain taakay brain pe wazan parra rahay aur unki zahanat phurrrr na ho jaye (Yeh bhi ghalat )

    3,4,5: OKaa .... Yeh baat sahih hai

    6: Achaa To dilli pe songs bhi isis waja se banay phir

    7: Yeh baat sir se guzar gai



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    Quote Originally Posted by *jamshed* View Post


    Matlab wohi haipraying - Muhaawrat (Daband Muqaabla 3)

    Wohi kya ......



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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet_lily View Post

    Band kahan bajayi Bus apnay zehan main uthnay walay masoom sawalaat ka jawab maanga

    1: Hahahah Ji nahin Yeh tanz k liye nahin use hota ... Main ne khud parha hai novel main Totally Wrong, Next logic plzz

    2: Zahaanat aur seengon ka kya kaam Balkay zaheen janwaron k sir pe to zyada seeng honay chahaiyain taakay brain pe wazan parra rahay aur unki zahanat phurrrr na ho jaye (Yeh bhi ghalat )

    3,4,5: OKaa .... Yeh baat sahih hai

    6: Achaa To dilli pe songs bhi isis waja se banay phir

    7: Yeh baat sir se guzar gai
    abi nahi bajaye band bicharay muhawaray hahahaha boht hi masoom sawalaat hai muhawaray b keh rahay honay hum ko kis masoom ne sun liya


    haw haye aisa hi hai na nahi tanz k liye nahi use hota na us admi ko aisa tanz kartay na hahahaha novel main parha hai
    to dusra logic pesh khimat hai 1 = yeh pata hai kiya hua hona is muhawaray ki orientation yeh honi k kisi admi ne kisi ka kam kharab kiya hona us ne sabz joota pehna hona to yeh muhawara ban geya yeh emo b sabz hai na


    woh zaheen se log jal jatay hain na is liye gadhay se b jal k usko chiratay hain seengon se hahahaha woh yehi hai na k seengh ghayeb kartay hain na ta k wazan khatam hojaye ab dekhain to kesi hai wazahat


    3,4,5 sahi
    yay main passing marks ajanay merey innay sahi hogaye


    haan na isi liye dilli pe songs bantay hain na dil se hai na


    yeh bohat gehra logic hai itna gehra logic hai k yeh sar k oper se hi guzarta hai me ko samajh nahi i thi ap ko kiya ani thi

    eq2hdk - Muhaawrat (Daband Muqaabla 3)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampire View Post

    abi nahi bajaye band bicharay muhawaray hahahaha boht hi masoom sawalaat hai muhawaray b keh rahay honay hum ko kis masoom ne sun liya


    haw haye aisa hi hai na nahi tanz k liye nahi use hota na us admi ko aisa tanz kartay na hahahaha novel main parha hai
    to dusra logic pesh khimat hai 1 = yeh pata hai kiya hua hona is muhawaray ki orientation yeh honi k kisi admi ne kisi ka kam kharab kiya hona us ne sabz joota pehna hona to yeh muhawara ban geya yeh emo b sabz hai na


    woh zaheen se log jal jatay hain na is liye gadhay se b jal k usko chiratay hain seengon se hahahaha woh yehi hai na k seengh ghayeb kartay hain na ta k wazan khatam hojaye ab dekhain to kesi hai wazahat


    3,4,5 sahi
    yay main passing marks ajanay merey innay sahi hogaye


    haan na isi liye dilli pe songs bantay hain na dil se hai na


    yeh bohat gehra logic hai itna gehra logic hai k yeh sar k oper se hi guzarta hai me ko samajh nahi i thi ap ko kiya ani thi

    Ji bus muhaawray apni qismat pe naaz kartay hon gay

    Aisa bilkul nahin hai Aik drama main bhi larki ko sabz qadam keh k ghar se nikaal detay
    Ahaan 2nd logic Yeh baat thori qaabl-e-qabool hai Par AADMI sabz jooton main kitna funny lagta ho ga To phir to yeh baat as afun leni chahiye

    Hahahah Aik to gadha aur zaheen chalain yeh point ignore kia jata hai (Baray bari logica main aisi choti choti baaton ko nazar andaz karna hi parta hai ) Par agar wazan kam honay se aqal urr gai to??

    Baaqi sahih ... You can be promoted to next class



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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet_lily View Post

    Ji bus muhaawray apni qismat pe naaz kartay hon gay

    Aisa bilkul nahin hai Aik drama main bhi larki ko sabz qadam keh k ghar se nikaal detay
    Ahaan 2nd logic Yeh baat thori qaabl-e-qabool hai Par AADMI sabz jooton main kitna funny lagta ho ga To phir to yeh baat as afun leni chahiye

    Hahahah Aik to gadha aur zaheen chalain yeh point ignore kia jata hai (Baray bari logica main aisi choti choti baaton ko nazar andaz karna hi parta hai ) Par agar wazan kam honay se aqal urr gai to??

    Baaqi sahih ... You can be promoted to next class
    aisa wesa naaz muhawaray to bas panah maang rahay honay
    aisa nahi hai ohhhoo ap ne larki k shoes dekhay thay jis ko sabz qadam keh k ghar se nikala tha
    koi nahi dusra logic hai na haan mazay ka lagta hoga sabz jooton main ap k pas hain aisey koi jootay
    yeh na saray muhawray as fun hi to hotay hain na inko serious nahi lena chahiye enjoy k liye hotay hain
    hahahaha combination hai na gadha aur zaheen aray wah ignore kardiya thankooo hahahahaha me ko pata hai me k dimagh ne kinni walk kar k yeh logics likhay hain aqal urhi to gadhay ne bewakoof ho jana hai
    yay main pass hogeya thankooo thankoooo

    eq2hdk - Muhaawrat (Daband Muqaabla 3)

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