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    Default Agar Aurain 'Ganjii' Hotii

    Assalaam-O-alaikum SDian

    Mujhay mazah likhnay ka shouq hay, yehi waja hay kay aaj main aap say aik munfarid tehreer share kar raha hoon jo kay 2011 main likhii thi... umeed hay aap ko pasand aaayii gii
    @Zindagi; aap ki khaas tawaja chayeh aap say iss kay baaray main aik post main zikar kiya tha, roman urdu main hi likhi hay, ghalti ki paishgi maazrat.

    "Agar Aurtain Ganji Hoteen"

    Yeh khayal aatay hee kay "Agar aurtain ganji hotee" aankhoon kay saamnay aik khoobsurat, naazuk dosheeza apni chamakti hoyee taal lay kar pooray chand ki manind roshni aur chamak dhamak kay saath jalwagar hoti nazar aati hay!!

    Laakh lakh shukhar hay Rab ka kay aisa nahin hay, zara sochyeh agar aisa hota tou Wasi Anjum aur Asif Shahzad jaisay mouhtaram shoura-e-karaam apna kalaam kuch yoon paish kartay:
    Madhoosh Hogaya Hoon Teri Chaal Dekh Kar
    Teray Yeh Khoobsruat Khad-e-Khal Dekh Kar
    Khoya He Raha Teray Khayalon Main Hamsafar
    Tujh Per Phisal Gaya Teri Taal Dekh Kar

    Dabur Amla kay ishtihaar ka kuch yoon haal hota...
    "Dabur Aamla... kiyonki yeh hay meri chamakti taal ka maamla"

    aur issi tarhan HEAD n SHOULDER waalay baichaaray yeh product ladies ko baichnay say qaasir rehtay magar phir bhi shayed himmat kar kay iss ka ad. bhi kartay tou woh kuch iss tarah hota

    "Kal woh mujhay dekhnay aayay, sab kuch thik lag raha tha, achanak unki nazar meri rookhi aur sookhi taal per paRi mujhay baRi sharmindagi hoyee. phir meri dost jiss ko yehi maslaa darpaish aya nay mujhay mashwara dia kay head and shoulder istimaal karo aur waqayi head and shoulder nay meri taal ko chamka dia!!"

    aur films main dialogues kuch iss tarah likhay jaaatay..

    "Rukhsaana, tumhaari yeh chamakti taal mujhay sonay nahin daiti aur main iss ki roshni main apni zindagi ki roshan haali ka khuwaab dekhta hoon.....meri zindagi say dour naa jaana,
    warna har taraf andhaira hi andhaira hojayay ga"
    aur laRki az-rah-e-mohabbat yeh jawab daita
    "Ali, aisa nahin hosakta, meri yeh chamakti taal aur uss ki roshni srif aur srif tumhari amaanat hain aur yeh kisi aur kay aangan main kabhi bhi roshni ki kiran ban kar nahin chamkay gi, nahin chamkay gi, nahin chamkay gi"

    Zara sochain agar aurtain ganji hoteen tou be-chaaray kitnay log bairozgaar hojaatay aakhir HAIR SHAMPOO, HAIR SPRAY, HAIR COLOR, HAIR DRYER, HAIR STYLER, HAIR STRAIGHTNER, HAIR PINS, HAIR BANDS, HAIR CLIPS, waghaira waghaira na hi aijaad hotay aur na log bar-sar-e-rozgaar hotay.

    Haan humaray mulk kay dheet aashiq unko pataanay ka phir bhi koi na koi tareeqa ikhtiyar kartay iss qisam kay shaair kay saath (baqoul sha'air):
    Kaun Kehta Hay Mera Mehboob Ganja Hay
    Chand Kay Sar Pay kabhi Baal Hua Kartay Hain

    Sadshukar kay aisa haal nahin aur hum aaj kisi ki taal kay nahin balkay zunlfoon kay aseer hotay hain...!!


    Az-qalam Mohammad Ali (thefire1)
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    Default Re: Agar Aurain 'Ganjii' Hotii

    uff title parh k hum soch mai parh gaye k ye to masculine character hai phir kese possible hai females main??

    Quite funny..........ShukarAlhamdulillah aisa nhi hai

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    umda
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    Default Re: Agar Aurain 'Ganjii' Hotii

    hheheh
    achi sharing hai



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    dont worry jee, masculine character per bhi likha hay jald hi share karoon ga

    I am pleased that it created 'smile' on your face (specially at the time when you are under depression such light 'read' can make you feel better)

    tc punter, see you around.



    Quote Originally Posted by Arosa Hya View Post
    uff title parh k hum soch mai parh gaye k ye to masculine character hai phir kese possible hai females main??

    Quite funny..........ShukarAlhamdulillah aisa nhi hai

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    Shukriya
    Quote Originally Posted by *jamshed* View Post
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    Aap ko pasand aayii, samjhain humari mehnat wasool hoyee

    Nice to see you laugh, keep laughing, all the best.... soon will share about 'Mardoon ka ganjapann'

    Quote Originally Posted by Zindagi View Post
    hheheh
    achi sharing hai

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    walikum slaam
    Bht acha likha funny sa yahoo - Agar Aurain 'Ganjii' Hotii
    keep it up..........


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    Default Re: Agar Aurain 'Ganjii' Hotii

    kai bat hai janab aap ki ... acha likhty hein aap

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    Shurkiya Maryam Sister.... aap kay tareefi alfaaz humari hosla afzayii kay liye bohat hain
    Quote Originally Posted by ~HaAni~ View Post
    walikum slaam
    Bht acha likha funny sa yahoo - Agar Aurain 'Ganjii' Hotii
    keep it up..........

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