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Thread: ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~

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    ASlam o aliekum

    JokE Competition khatam hua ab pOlling time
    Is month "Student Teacher" Jokes share karne the

    AAp sab ki sharing ka shukariyah Apni pasand ko vote cast karein

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    -Polling ki last date 28th November 2013 hai
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    hon ge

    Ye rahi sab ki sharing

    *jamshed*

    استاد شاگرد سے۔ اگر میں ایک آدمی کو گدھے کو پیٹتے دیکھوں اور اس آدمی کو طاقت کے زور پر گدھے کو مارنے سے روکوں تو میرے اس اقدام کو تم کیا کہو گے۔؟

    شاگرد ۔ جناب برادرانہ محبت۔






    sweet.kiran
    10 - ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~

    attiaahsan
    imagesCA0GBLZ0 zpsaac499da - ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~

    YouthFul

    استاد شاگرد سے: "اگر کسی کی عمر 25 سال ہے- تو مزید 25 سال بعد اس کی عمر کیا ہو گی؟

    شاگرد: "سر! یہ ایک مشکل سوال ہے-"

    استاد: "اس میں مشکل والی کون سی بات ہے؟"

    شاگرد: "آپ نے یہ نہیں بتایا کہ کس کی عمر پوچھی ہے، مرد کی یا عورت کی؟"

    bhago - ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~




    TrUsT Of AnGeL
    5615 Who invented the vowels faadooindiacom  - ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~

    Cute PaRi
    Teacher: Write An Essay On
    ‘If I Am A
    Millionaire



    All Students
    Started Writing Except One Boy


    Teacher
    - Why Don’t You Start Writing?


    Boy-
    I Am Waiting For My Secretary!
    smilielol5 - ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~

    Arosa Hya
    Teacher (to student) : How many planets are there, tell the names?
    Student : Mercury, Venus, Earth , Mars .......
    Teacher : Or sunao ...
    Student :Bas fit faat ,,, Aap sunayen yahoo - ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~ winkin - ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~




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    ~HaAni~

    اس کلاس میں اگر کوئی بےوقوف ہے تو فوراً کھڑا ہو جائے۔" نئی ٹیچر نے کلاس میں داخل ہو کر کہا۔
    کافی دیرتک توکوئی کھڑا نہیں ہوا پھرتھوڑی دیر بعد ایک لڑکا جھجکتے ہوئے کھڑا ہوگیا۔
    " تم اپنے آپ کو بے وقوف کیوں سمجھتے ہو؟ " ٹیچر نے پوچھا۔
    "بات دراصل یہ ہے کہ میں اپنے آپ کو بے وقوف بلکل نہیں سمجھتا! وہ تو میں صرف اس لیے کھڑا ہو گیا کہ آپ کلاس میں اکیلی کھڑی اچھی نہیں لگ رہی تھیں!" لڑکے نے جواب دیا۔
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    Default Re: ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~

    voted

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    کہاں اتنی سزائیں تھیں بھلا اس زندگانی میں
    ہزاروں گھر ہوئے روشن جو میرا دل جلا محسنؔ


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    Done..!!
    YOU INTOXICATE ME WITH THE FRAGRANCE OF YOUR SOULFUL LOVE..
    YOUR MAGICAL TOUCH MAKES MY SOUL STIR INSIDE MY BODY..
    YOU ARE MY SOLACE.. !!


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    Default Re: ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~

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    Default Re: ~~*Polling For The Joke Competition November 2013*~~

    voted





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    Ho gaya janab

    58-haw cheeko k sir pe 2 seeng
    (Aiyenda hum Team A ka diya hua task copy nahi karein gay)

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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