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    Pathan went 4 interview

    Afsar:Tell me the opposite of "day".
    Pathan:Night
    Afsar:Cool
    Pathan
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    Afsar:Ugly
    Pathan: pichli
    Afsar:I said"UGLY"
    Pathan:I said "PICHLI"
    Afsar: oh my God
    Pathan: oh my devil
    Afsar:Get out
    Pathan:Come in
    Afsar:U r rejected
    Pathan:I am selected!
    Afsar: keep quiet.
    Pathan: speak tight.
    Afsar: go to hell.
    Pathan: come to paradise.
    Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahi ke.
    Pathan: andar aao laiq yahin ke.
    Afsar: police ko bulao.
    Pathan: Fauj ko bulao.
    Afsar: uffff
    Pathan: Tufffff.
    Afsar.purrrrrrr
    Pathan. Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    kuch b kar le tera baap b ab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.


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    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    hehe2 - Joke Of The Day 2nd December 2013
    کہاں اتنی سزائیں تھیں بھلا اس زندگانی میں
    ہزاروں گھر ہوئے روشن جو میرا دل جلا محسنؔ


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    lolllz
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    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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