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Thread: ~*~Polling fOr Jokes & Humor CompetitiOn January 2014~*~

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    Aslam o aliekum
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    Ali_
    اس کلاس میں اگر کوئی بےوقوف ہے تو فوراً کھڑا ہو جائے۔" نئی ٹیچر نے کلاس میں داخل ہو کر کہا۔

    کافی دیرتک توکوئی کھڑا نہیں ہوا

    پھرتھوڑی دیر بعد ایک لڑکا جھجکتے ہوئے کھڑا ہوگیا۔

    " تم اپنے آپ کو بے وقوف کیوں سمجھتے ہو؟ " ٹیچر نے پوچھا۔

    "بات دراصل یہ ہے کہ میں اپنے آپ کو بے وقوف بلکل نہیں سمجھتا! وہ تو میں صرف اس لیے کھڑا ہو گیا کہ آپ کلاس میں اکیلی کھڑی اچھی نہیں لگ رہی تھیں!" لڑکے نے جواب دیا۔


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    Cute PaRi
    Bacha park mai betha ek ke baad ek toffee kha raha tha.
    Paas betha 1 aadmi bola: Jo zada metha khata hai wo jaldi mar jata hai.

    Bacha: Aap ko maloom hai mere dada ki umar 100 saal hai.

    Admi: Wo metha kam khate hon ge?

    Bacha: Nahi, wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.smilielol5 - ~*~Polling fOr Jokes & Humor CompetitiOn January 2014~*~


    Arosa Hya
    A teacher of philosophy (says): We believe things only we can see, touch or hear physically.
    So Can we see GOD ?
    Students : NO!
    Teacher : Can we hear GOD ?
    Students : NO!
    Teacher : Can we touch where is GOD ?
    Students : NO!
    Teacher : Hence proved, there is no existence of GOD!
    One of the student (Stood up & asked his fellows) : Can you see the judgement(wisdom) of professor?
    Fellows : NO!
    Student : Can you hear his brain?
    Fellows : NO!
    Student : Can you touch his brain ?
    Fellows : NO!
    Student (to professor) : Now say what is proved ?? (A Big Laugh of students)

    sweet_lily
    Teacher: Insan Wohi hai jo museebat main doosron k kaam aye

    Student: Par Exams main na aap khud Insaan banti hain na hamain ban'nay deti hain 71 - ~*~Polling fOr Jokes & Humor CompetitiOn January 2014~*~

    *jamshed*

    ٹیچر : تمھارے ابو کتنے سال کے ہیں ؟
    اسٹوڈنٹ : سر جتنے سال کا میں ہوں
    ٹیچر : وہ کیسے ؟
    اسٹوڈنٹ : جس دن میں پیدا ہوا اسی دن تو وہ ابو بنے


    attiaahsan
    Sardar :
    Maths wich fail kiun hoya?

    Son:
    Sadi teacher kendi ay
    3+5=8
    agley din kendi aye
    4+4=8
    fir kendi ay
    6+2=8

    teacher nu ap confirm nai te menu ki sikhana su...09 - ~*~Polling fOr Jokes & Humor CompetitiOn January 2014~*~
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    YouthFul
    استاد شاگرد سے: "اگر کسی کی عمر 25 سال ہے- تو مزید 25 سال بعد اس کی عمر کیا ہو گی؟

    شاگرد: "سر! یہ ایک مشکل سوال ہے-"

    استاد: "اس میں مشکل والی کون سی بات ہے؟"

    شاگرد: "آپ نے یہ نہیں بتایا کہ کس کی عمر پوچھی ہے، مرد کی یا عورت کی؟"


    ~HaAni~
    Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
    .
    Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.




    Last edited by ~HaAni~; 21-01-2014 at 10:41 PM.


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    walaikum asslaam

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    کہاں اتنی سزائیں تھیں بھلا اس زندگانی میں
    ہزاروں گھر ہوئے روشن جو میرا دل جلا محسنؔ


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    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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