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    Default Joke Of The Day 17th March 2014

    Universal law of Love:

    " Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "


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    First law of Love:

    " a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "


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    Second law of Love:

    " the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "


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    Third law of Love:

    " the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
    hehe - Joke Of The Day 17th March 2014





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    eq2hdk - Joke Of The Day 17th March 2014

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    universal interesting hai !
    nice

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    I guess these laws are created to protect the personal interest of girls and giving total blame to the boy, whereby in most of the cases girls also find a different choice and transfers her love to another man... be it a forceful decision implemented on her, or her personal choice after knowing the person

    However, I personally liked second and third law.... they really created humor and brought a BIG SMILE on my face... like this

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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