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    Pagal Jokes Competition April 2014



    Is month app ko "Saas Bahu" per jokes share karney hain




    Rules:

    Ek member ek hi baar share karay ga
    Same aur edit sharing accept nhi hogi
    Last date 20/4/2014 hai
    Winner 50% poll aur 50% admins decide karen gy.
    Main un sheesha garahon se pochta hon
    K toota dil bhi jorra hai kisi ney



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    Aik saas apni bahu k har kam main Nuqs nikalti thee......
    agar woh anda boil karti tou kehti fry kyun nahe kiya
    agar woh fry karti tou kehti boil kyun nahe kiyaa.....
    aik din bahu nay dono anday bana diyee.....
    saas nay ghor say dono andoon ko daikha or kahaa....
    Tumhay kab aqal ayee gee jis anday ko fry karna thaa
    ussay boil kar diya or jissay boil karna thaa ussay fry kar diya...

    Main un sheesha garahon se pochta hon
    K toota dil bhi jorra hai kisi ney



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    بھکاری نے ایک گھر کے سامنے صدا لگائی تو گھر کی نئی نویلی دلہن نے کہا، "جاؤ بابا معاف کرو"بھکاری کچھ دور گیا تو دلہن کی ساس نے بھکاری کو آواز دی، بھکاری خوشی خوشی آیا تو خاتون نے بھی کہا، "بابا معاف کرو"بھکاری کو بہت غصہ آیا اور اس نے کہا، "یہ بات تو اس لڑکی نے بھی کہہ دی تھی، پھر مجھے واپس کیوں بلایا؟"خاتون نے جواب دیا، "اس گھر کی مالکن میں ہوں، وہ کون ہوتی ہے تم پر رعب جمانے والی"۔

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    walaikum assalam



    Ek sayaani saas ne nayi naveli bahu se pucha:
    “Bahu, maan lo agar tum palang par bethi ho aur mai bhi palang par aakar beth gyi to tum kya karogi ?”

    Bahu:
    “to mai uth kar sofay par beth jaongi.”

    Saas:
    “aur agar mai bhi aakar sofay par beth jaon to kya karogi ?”

    Bahu:
    “to mai farash par chatayi bichakar beth jaaoongi. ”

    Saas:
    “aur agar main aakar chatayi par bhi beth jaon to kya karogi ?”

    Bahu :
    “to mai zameen par beth jaongi.”

    Saas mazay lete hwe agay boli :
    “aur agar mai zameen par bhi tumhare bagal mein akar betth gyi to ?”

    Bahu (khich kar):
    “to main zameen mein garha khod kar us mai beth jaongi.”

    Saas :
    “aur agar mai garhay mein bhi aakar beth gyi to ?”

    Bahu :
    “to mai upar se mitti daal kar silsila khatam hi kar dungii….. !!!”


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    ..!!


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    Great collection
    keep it up

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    wah bohat khoob....

    merii entry yeh rahii

    Bahoo ghar kaa kaam nahin kartii thiii tou Maa Betay say boli kay main jab main jhaRoo dooon tou tum bolna kay Ammi rehnay dain, Main day doonga… Is tarah Bahoo ko sharam aayegi…aur woh jhaRoo daina shuroo kar day gii

    Jab Maa jhaRu dainay lagi tou beta ounchii awaz main bola Kay

    'MAA rehnay dain, main day daita hoon'

    Apnay shohar ki ounchii awaz sunn kar dulhan boli
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    Iss main Larnay ki kya baat hay? eE din Aap daina aur aik dinn Ammi day daingii SIMPLE

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    Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
    Bahu:Samajh Gai
    Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya tu Boli:
    Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai
    Last edited by attiaahsan; 06-04-2014 at 04:52 PM.

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    ﺳﺎﺱ: ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﻧﮯ ﺗﻤﻬﯿﮟ ﺩﻭ ﺩﻭ ﺁﻧﮑﻬﯿﮟ ﺩﯼ ﮨﯿﮟ، ﭼﺎﻭﻝ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﮯ ﺩﻭ ﮐﻨﮑﺮ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻧﮑﺎﻝ ﺳﮑﺘﯽ؟

    ﺑﮩﻮ : ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﻧﮯ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺑﺘﯿﺲ ﺩﺍﻧﺖ ﺩﯾﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ، ﺩﻭ ﭼﺎﺭ ﮐﻨﮑﺮ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﭼﺒﺎ ﺳﮑﺘﯿﮟ؟؟

    کہاں اتنی سزائیں تھیں بھلا اس زندگانی میں
    ہزاروں گھر ہوئے روشن جو میرا دل جلا محسنؔ


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    Bahu : maaji ye abhi tak nahi aye, kahi koi dusri aurat..................?
    Saas :Kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta hi sochti hai
    aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kahi kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
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