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    Lol Joke: May i help you

    A beggar at a bus stand saw a Policeman
    at a " MAY I HELP YOU BOOTH".

    Beggar approached the man in Police Uniform
    and said to him," Would you please help me
    with five rupee as chaarity? I have not eaten
    anything for last two days."

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Yeh joke koi samjha do @thefire1;


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    @naz; @sheem;

    kehnay ka matlab yeh hay kay aik Police waala bus stand per 'May I help you booth' per khaRa tha..... faqeer nay samjha kay meri madad karay ga tou uss kay paas pohanch gaya kay 5 Rs. charity kay tour per day doo, main nay pichlay 2 dinn say kuch nahin khaaya....

    ab matbal yeh hay kay police waala aur charity doesn't fit anywhere... bas hans dooo naa kiyon @R. M. Dixit; ko naaraaz kar rahay hoo, agli baar TASHREEH kar kay jokes post karain gain
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    Pakistan mai may i help you booth kahan hote hain aur agar hote hain tu kia un k andar police wally hote hain 1 sochne walli baat aye challo socho sare

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefire1 View Post
    @naz; @sheem;

    kehnay ka matlab yeh hay kay aik Police waala bus stand per 'May I help you booth' per khaRa tha..... faqeer nay samjha kay meri madad karay ga tou uss kay paas pohanch gaya kay 5 Rs. charity kay tour per day doo, main nay pichlay 2 dinn say kuch nahin khaaya....

    ab matbal yeh hay kay police waala aur charity doesn't fit anywhere... bas hans dooo naa kiyon @R. M. Dixit; ko naaraaz kar rahay hoo, agli baar TASHREEH kar kay jokes post karain gain
    abhi b koi tuk samaj nahi ae par jitna aap ne samjhya hai wo agaya hai

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    Quote Originally Posted by attiaahsan View Post
    Pakistan mai may i help you booth kahan hote hain aur agar hote hain tu kia un k andar police wally hote hain 1 sochne walli baat aye challo socho sare
    pata nahi yeh konsi jaga ki baat hai

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheem View Post

    pata nahi yeh konsi jaga ki baat hai
    Ahoo na

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    iss say ziyada agar samjhayain gain tou joke, joke nahin, balkay KHAANI bann jaayay gii
    Quote Originally Posted by sheem View Post

    abhi b koi tuk samaj nahi ae par jitna aap ne samjhya hai wo agaya hai
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