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    grin Sardar Jokezzz

    Sardar again - Jokes



    1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA "SONA KAHAN HAI?"
    SARDAR BOLA "ULLU KE PATTHE. PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, KAHIN BHI SOJA.."



    AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM.
    SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS "WAH KYA NISHANA HAI".


    SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....
    SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...


    SARDAR "YAAR! YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?"
    2ND SARDAR : "OYE! PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI."


    SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA : "AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI..KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA?"
    BIWI : "KUCH NAHI. THODI SI JAL GAYEE THI... ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA...."

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    Nice
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    ThankYou 1 - Sardar Jokezzz

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    Default Re: Sardar Jokezzz

    Nice
    2jfmuxg - Sardar Jokezzz

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    Default Re: Sardar Jokezzz

    nice ...
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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