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    grin Student Teacher Jokes

    Teacher:"What is your name?".
    Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
    Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
    Student:"My name is Sunlight.

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    Teacher: What happened in 1869?
    Student:Gandhi ji was born.
    Teacher :What happened in 1873?
    Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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    Question:What is the fullform of maths.
    Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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    Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
    Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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    Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
    Student:A holiday

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    Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
    Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
    Teacher :Why?
    Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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    Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
    Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

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    Teacher: How old is ur father.
    Sunny:As old as I am.
    Teacher:How is it possible?
    Sunny:He became father only after I was born

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    Default Re: Student Teacher Jokes

    Nice
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Student Teacher Jokes



    sab hi jokes achay lagay

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    Default Re: Student Teacher Jokes

    old joks but nice one

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    ThankYou 1 - Student Teacher Jokes

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    nice aik aik kark lagaya karo aise maza nahi ata parhne ka.
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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