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    wink A Quick Laugh :D

    Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
    Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
    Teacher: Why?
    Student: There is no future in it.


    *******

    Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
    Ted: $10.
    Teacher: You don't know maths.
    Ted: You don't know my father!


    *******
    Mother: David, come here.
    David: Yes, mum?
    Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
    David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
    Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.


    *******

    Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
    Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
    Father: So?
    Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
    If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?


    *******

    A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
    Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

    The daughter turned to look at her father.
    Daughter: It's mummy!
    Father: How do you know?
    Daughter: She didn't say anything
    .


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    Default Re: A Quick Laugh :D

    Nice
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    ThankYou 1 - A Quick Laugh :D

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    2112kjd - A Quick Laugh :D

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    Default Re: A Quick Laugh :D

    nice
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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