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    Hello Poor married guys

    After reading the joke posted by Hani this afternoon, I remember this lovely ADVICE.... a song by Tim Hawkins..... here it is for you... to live happy marital life dedicating to all married men of SD specially @srafraz_qamar;


    Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
    That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
    And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame
    Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game

    If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
    These are the things you don't say to your wife


    I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
    I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be ok
    Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
    I taped it over our old wedding video

    If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
    These are the things you don't say to your wife


    Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes
    The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake
    Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
    Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill

    If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
    These are the things you don't say to your wife

    SetLifeOnFire - Advice to all Married Men on SD :P

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    shuker hai abhi mein unmaried hoon


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    Bakray kii maa kab tak shukar maanayay gii
    aik na aik din tou tumhari doli bhi uth jaayay gii

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    yaad rakhna iss advice ko sukhii rahoo gayyyyy
    Quote Originally Posted by Ali_ View Post
    shuker hai abhi mein unmaried hoon
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefire1 View Post
    Bakray kii maa kab tak shukar maanayay gii
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    yaad rakhna iss advice ko sukhii rahoo gayyyyy
    borya waqat ko yaad karo to aa jata hai

    iss liya mein uss waqat ko yad nai kerta


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    bhaiya,.... yeh aisa bura waqt hay... jisay yaad karoo yaa na karoo..... aa hii jaata hay
    Quote Originally Posted by Ali_ View Post


    borya waqat ko yaad karo to aa jata hai

    iss liya mein uss waqat ko yad nai kerta
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    Achiii advice hain /up /up

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    nam english ka likha h lag asian ki rahi h poem

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    Asian hoon yaa Western...... biwi tou biwi hii hoti hay, who kab badaltii hay apnay rang-o-nazar
    Quote Originally Posted by Arosa Hya View Post
    nam english ka likha h lag asian ki rahi h poem
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefire1 View Post
    bhaiya,.... yeh aisa bura waqt hay... jisay yaad karoo yaa na karoo..... aa hii jaata hay
    yaar koi aisi poem hi share ker do jiss mein kch bachnya ki tarqeeb bi hi


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    kitnii hii poem share kardain.....






















































































    isss say bach nahin saktay
    Quote Originally Posted by Ali_ View Post


    yaar koi aisi poem hi share ker do jiss mein kch bachnya ki tarqeeb bi hi
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