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    grin Jokes & Humor Competition March 2016



    Is Maah App Ko "Wakeel" Per Jokes Share Karne Hain...





    Rules:

    Ek member ek hi baar share karay ga
    Same aur edit sharing accept nahi hogi
    Last date 28/3/2016 hai
    Winner Admins decide karen gy.
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    Mujrim Wakeel se : Wakeel sahib ap koshish karna muje phansi na ho .. umar qaid hojaye

    Wakeel : fikar hi na karo .. tumhain phansi nahi hogi

    peshi k baad

    Mujrim : Wakeel sahib kiya bana

    Wakeel : yar khap geya bari behas ki judge maan hi nahi raha tha .. bari mushkil se tum ko umar qaid karwayi woh to tumhain barri kar raha tha

    eq2hdk - Jokes & Humor Competition March 2016

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    yeh wakeel kahe tum tu nahi
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    Quote Originally Posted by naz View Post
    yeh wakeel kahe tum tu nahi
    hahaha han ji apna hi waqiya likh diya maine

    eq2hdk - Jokes & Humor Competition March 2016

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    grin

    wakeel:

    my lord,

    qanoon ki kitab k. page number 15 k. mutabiq meray mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaye.


    judge:

    kitaab paish ki jaye.



    ( kitab paish ki gai)




    judge ne page 15 khola to us mein 5000 k 2 note rakhay thay.



    judge:

    is terhan k 2 aur saboot paish kiye jayein.

    2v1u8md - Jokes & Humor Competition March 2016

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