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    Is Maah App Ko "Molvi" Per Jokes Share Karne Hain...




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    ایک لڑکی مولوی صاحب کے پاس گئی اور پوچھا
    ‘‘لڑکی: ’’اگر میں کسی لڑکے سے محبت کروں تو کیا گناہ ہوگا؟
    ‘‘مولوی: ’’ارے توبہ کرو۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔ ورنہ سیدھا دوزخ میں جائوگی۔
    ‘‘لڑکی: ’’اور اگر مولوی صاحب آپ سے محبت کروں تو؟
    ۔‘‘مولوی: ’’ہممممم ۔۔۔۔بہت شریر ہو۔۔۔۔ جنت میں جانے کا ارادہ ہے۔‘‘

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    walaikuum salam

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    Pathan to molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?

    molvi: Nahi,

    Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!

    molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.

    Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.




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