A memon called a newspaper office and asked:
Mera baap margaya hai, news k kia charges hongain?
Newspaper. Rs 50 per words
Memon : oh buhat zayada hain, acha likho "Guffar Bhai Died",
Newspaper : Sir it should be minimum 6 words.
Memon : Oh ho,zara sochney do ..... . . .
Acha likho "guffar Bhai Died - Suzuki for sale'.
ha ha ha ha