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Thread: Polling for Jokes Competition Dec 2008

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    grin Polling for Jokes Competition Dec 2008

    Asalam.o.Alaikum

    iss month ka competition b bohat he shandaar raha.

    ab baari aati hai polling ki toh plz iss naik kaam mein b barrh charrh kar hissa lein.

    1...sirf Aik he Joke ko vote diya jasakta hai.

    2...Members apni share ki hui jokes ko vote nahi de sakte...jis ne diya wo vote cancel kardiya jaye ga.

    3...Polling ki last date 28th Dec Hai.
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Dec 2008

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    naz


    Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare macher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

    Thodi der bad


    Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe macher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

    Alsi nokar:- Malik macher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki biwii hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.



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    ~*Heer*~



    Purana naukar : Malik naya naukar aapko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samajhta hai

    makil : (naye naukar se) kyun ramu kya yeh sahi kah raha hai.

    Naya naukar : Nahi malik main to samajhta hun.
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Dec 2008

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    shabbirh



    malik ne nokar ko apni aik shart (condition) batai: jab tum galti kro gey to main tumhari salari se aik rupee kat loon ga.

    Nokar : Theek hey sarkar muje manzoor hey.

    kuch arsa k baad malik ny nokar ko kuch raqam de kr kaha jao is ko maan (mother) k address pr money order kr aao.

    nokar gia or money order kr aaya.

    malik ne money order ki receip dekhi to nokar se kaha

    O ghadey!! ye tum apni maa'n ko qn money order kr aaey ho???

    Noker: Sarkar ghalti ho gae aik rupea kaat lain.



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    jaanoo




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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Dec 2008

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    ~Loving Irfan~



    Maalik,Noker se:-
    Jao ander kamrey se encylopaedia le ao..

    Noker:-
    Ye lain janab..

    Mallik:-
    ye kya utha laye ho?

    Noker:-
    G wohi jo aap ne kaha tha "cycle ka pedal"




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    baby_princess33


    naukrani malkin se: bibi jee aap itni udaas kyun baithi hain?
    malkin: tumharay sahab apnay office ki kisi larki se pyar kartay hain
    naukrani: nahin nahin, sahab mujhe dhoka nahin de saktay



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    Bint E Aadam



    Aik Daffa Aik Sahab Ne New Bateesi LAgwayi Magar Un Ko Woh Sahi Fit Nahi Hui Thori der Baad Bateesi Dheeli Hoti Aur Munh Se Bahir Anay LAgti Unhe Aik Sahdi Main Jana tha Unho Ne Apnay Mulazim Ko Bulaya Aur kaha dekho maire sath tum bhi shekh sahab ki shadi per chalo waha jab mairi Bateesi Dheli Hone Lage Tum Jhat Kehna Sahab G Baigum Sahiba Aa Gayin To main Apna Munh Band ker loon ga Aur bateesi Set ekr loon ga

    Ab malik Aur nauker Shadi epr jate hain wahan khan sahib baton main itna busy hote hain k unhe nauker ki awaz he sunayi nahi deti thori der baad woh nauker ko kehte hain haan btaow begum sahiba nahi aayin????

    To Nauker bechargi se Kehta Hai

    Sahab G Ab Fiker Ki zarurat Nahi Q K begum Sahiba 15 min Hue Soup K Piyalay Main Doob Chuki Hain
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Dec 2008

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    sheem

    نوکر مالک سے
    نوکر :”جناب ! ایک سامان بیچنے والا باہر کھڑا ہے وہ آپ سے ملنا چاہتا ہے“۔ مالک:”کون ہے“۔ نوکر:”مونچھوں والا ہے“۔ مالک:”اس سے کہہ دو ہمیں مونچھوں کی ضرورت نہیں ہمارے پاس پہلے سے موجود ہیں


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    dangerous tears

    Nokar malik say: sahab ji ap kay kamray ki safaee kartay howay mujhay yeh aik rupiya mila tha
    malik: meri jaib say gir gaya ho ga..chalo tum apni imandari kay silay main rakh lo

    aglay din

    malik: main apni ghari kaheen rakh kay bhool gaya hoon mil nahi rahi
    nokaro ji kaal apkay kamray ki safaee kartay howay mili thi mainay apni imandari kay silay main rakh li


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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Dec 2008

    Voted
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    voted

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    ..!!


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    voted........

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