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    Default Santa N Banta

    Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know
    Why?
    Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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    Ultimate answer while changing a job.
    Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
    Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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    How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
    He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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    Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he
    hasn't came back yet!
    Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .

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    An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
    Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
    Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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    Santa and Banta went for a drive.
    Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
    Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

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    Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
    Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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    Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
    Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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    Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board,
    gears of car have been stolen.
    After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

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    2m4ccw6 - Santa N Banta

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    mazay k hain saray..
    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

    53339010150654137193873 - Santa N Banta

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    nice





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    achey hai sab
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    Hahahahahahahahaha

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