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    candel ~!~ Joke Of The Day 7 April 2008 ~!~

    Miyan biwi ne shahar se dor aik jungal ke nazdek makan liya...inho ne makan ke under janwaron ke liye bara bhi tamerr kiya...Miyan ne sahan mian mojad aik darakht per ghanti bandhi aur biwi se kha.

    "Yaha ass pass jaraim paisha log rehti hian.ager kabhi hangami surat-e-hal paish ajaye tu ghnati baja dena..Mian jaba bhi howa pohcnh jao ga."

    Aik din wo jungal main lakriyan kat raha tha ke ghanti baji..wo bhagam bhag ghar pohncha aur pocha ."kiya howa ?"

    "Maine coffe tiyar ki thi..socha tum bhi garma garam pi lo." biwi ne jawab deya.

    Miyan ne junjhala kar kaha."Maine kha tha ke hangamik surat-e-hal ho tu ghanti bajana."yeh keh kar wo wapis kaam per chala gaya.

    kuch din bad phri ghanti baji...wo ghar aaya tu biwi ne bataya ke nahane wale Tup main sorakh hogaya hai..jis per Miyan ne phri samjhaya ke ghanti sirf hangami surat-e-hal main istimal ke liye hia.

    chund roz bad phir ghanti baji...Miyan ghar pohncha tu dekha ke ghar ke darwaze tote howe hian..samanlota ja chuka hai..barey koi agg lage hue hia..janwar ghaib hain..biwi ka sar phata howa hai aur wo ghanti wale darakht ke pass behosh pari hia.

    "Shabas!" Miyan ne yeh manzar dekh kar kaha."Yeh howa na ghanti ka sahe istimal."
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    omg
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    Ye Lateefa Hai Yaa Kahani?

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    nice

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