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    salam dosto tay dostaniyo..



    ab baari aati hai sheikhon k jokes ki polling ki toh plz iss naik kaam mein b barrh charrh kar hissa lein...

    1...sirf Aik he Joke ko vote diya jasakta hai.

    2...Members apni share ki hui jokes ko vote nahi de sakte...jis ne diya wo vote cancel kardiya jaye ga.

    3...Polling ki last date 28th Jan Hai.



    Hijab

    sheikh ایک کنجوس
    اپنے ڈرائیور کے ساتھ کہیں جا رہا تھا اچانک اس نے

    گاڑی رکوائی اور ڈرائیور سے کہا:پیچھے ایک مونگ پھلی پڑی ہے جا کر اٹھا لاوٴ۔ ڈرائیور فوراً گیا اور مونگ پھلی اٹھا لایا
    sheikh
    نے مونگ پھیلی توڑی تو س میں سے دو دانے نکلے تو مالک نے ایک خود کھایا اور دوسرا ڈرائیور کی جانب بڑھاتے ہوئے بولا:میاں ! ہمارے ساتھ رہو گے
    تو یونہی مزے کرو گے



    iNnOcEnT KiLlEr

    Sheikh Sahib ko current laga,

    Begum ne sheikh sahib say pocha kuch howa to nahin?

    Sheikh sahib ne kaha mujhay kuch nahi howa,bahir ja kar daikho units kitnay giray hain


    Geo

    Doctor Seikh Sy :
    Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
    Kaatni Pary Gi

    Seikh:
    Pelan Dasna C Main
    Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
    K Denda ... ;->



    Nain-Tara

    sheikh Sahib or uski Girl Friend
    SeaView par baithay chips kha rahay thay..


    Dono 1 dosray ki ankhon main dekh rahay thay..


    Larki ne pyar se pocha.. K Tum kuch feel kar rahay ho..




    sheikh Sahib bole: Haan





    Larki : boli kya?







    sheikh Sahib:
    yehi k tum mujh se ziyada chips kha rahi ho!


    Bint-E-Adam



    1 Sheikh 4th floor se neeche gira

    Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla ke bola

    MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!



    Rahim.Zulfiqar

    One day Sheikh happened to see a marathon race.
    What the guys are doing asked the
    sheikh.
    We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize replied one
    runner.
    Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!
    Exclaimed the
    Sheikh



    Hina

    ایک شیخ لڑکے کو ایک شیخ لڑکی سے پیار ہوگیا۔

    ایک دن لڑکی نے کہا کہ جب میرے پاپا سو جائیں گے تو میں ایک سکہ پھینکوں گی تم اندر آجانا۔

    رات کو لڑکی نے سکہ پھینکا۔

    لیکن لڑکا سکہ پھینکنے کے 2 گھنٹہ بعد آیا۔

    لڑکی نے وجہ پوچھی۔

    لڑکا : وہ میں سکہ ڈھونڈ رہا تھا۔

    لڑکی : بے وقوف! وہ تو میں نے دھاگہ باندھ کر پھینکا تھا۔



    Humna

    Aik Sheikh k Ghar Mehmaan aye,,
    To Uski Begum nay kaha Sheikh G jao or mehmanoon k liye kuch lay aao,,

    Sheikh sahib bahar gaye,,
    or Aik Riksha lay aye,,


    Sheem

    Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre

    Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye ?

    Bivi Ne Tanz Ye kaha App Ne Tou Youn kaha Jaise Aik Aik Icecream kha Chuke Hai

    Sheikh Bhol Gaye Ho 6 , 7 Sal Guzre Hum Ne Is Hotel Mai Icecream khaye Thi . . '

    ..................................







    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

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    voted......

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    yaar really kuch samaj nahi aa raha hay kis ko vote kiyaa jayee coz sab ne hi bohat achay jokes post kiyee hain

    baad main karon ga vote

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    Walekum Salam

    Yaar Kiya Is Tarah Nahin Ho Sakta Sub Ko Vote De Doon

    Sub Ne Ek Se Ek Fitt Joke Maara Hai



    Chalo De Deta Hoon Voted

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    Default Re: ~Polling for Jokes Competition~

    voted

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    voted

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    ..!!


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    voted

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    voted...................

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    Voted

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