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    Default Jokes Competition Feb 2009



    Assalam u alaikum doston






    Is month ham Jokes competition main "Pagal" par jokes share karenge..



    I hope sab bht achi sharing karengey aur khub participation karenge





    aur sirf "Pagal" par hi jokes share karney hain agar kisi aur topic par joke share kya to wo count nhi kya jayega..




    Ikhlaaq se gire hwe ya khrab jokes edit kardye jaingey.



    RuLes:

    1- Ek member sirf 1 joke share karega

    2- Jo joke pehle share kya ja chuka wo dobara se share nahin kya jayega..Aagr kya to wo cancel kardya jayega.

    3- Joke submit karni ki last date 21 February hai..

    Aap sab ki sharing ka intezar rahega





    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition Feb 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 2009

    1 pagal American se:
    Tum japanese ho na?


    American:Nahi, mein american hon
    Pagal:Nahi tum japnese ho!


    American:nahi me american hon
    Pagal:Nahi tum japnese ho


    American:han han me japnese hon
    Pagal: Lagte to american ho...

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 2009

    aik doctor sahab ki duty lag jati hai pagal khanay mai. Woh pagal khanay mai jatay hain to sab apnay apnay kamon mai masroof hotay hain.... Aik pagal unn ki seat per betha hota hai aur kisi ko check kar raha hota hai....
    Doctor sahab ja kar apna taaruf karwatay hain keh main yahan ka naya incharge / doctor hoon.... To pagal hasnay lagta hai aur patient ki taraf ishara kar key kehta hai.... Pehlay yeh bhee aisay hee kaha karta tha.....

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 2009

    Aik Pagal doosrey pagal se : agar main yeh torch jalaoon to kya tum roshni ke saharey aasmaan par charh jao gey?
    doosra pagal: nahi , main itna bewaqoof nahi , mujhey pata hai jab main thora sa uper jaoon ga to tum torch band kar do gey aur main neecher gir paroon ga
    2112kjd - Jokes Competition Feb 2009‚Äč

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 2009

    ak PaGal shaks hmesha yhi khta rhta hay
    "Ghulail (Ketti) bnaonga Chirya (Birds) maron ga"
    "Ghulail (Ketti) bnaonga Chirya (Birds) maron ga"
    usky ghr waly us sy bht pareshan hoty hain
    or uska ilaj krwaty hain
    ilaj k bad doctor khty hain ye ab bilkul theek hay
    phr pagal sy pochty hain
    ab btao tm kia krogy
    Pagal khta hay
    "ab main bilkul theek hogya hon
    ab main aik Murghi kharedonga
    phr Choozy nikalonga
    phr poltri farm kholonga
    jb bht saari Murghian hojaingi
    tu unko baich kr bakriaan(Goats) khareedonga
    jb bakriaan bht zyada hojaingi tu unhain baich kr Gaay(Cow) khredonga
    phr jb bht saari gaay hojaingi tu mera pora aik Bara hoga
    main bht ameer hojaonga
    Phr main shaadi kronga
    phr mera aik beta hoga
    Bety ki phly Saalgirah pr main usko aik naiker la kr donga
    wo naiker pehny ga....... pehny ga........... pehny ga
    Jb naiker Phut jayga
    us may sy lastick nikalonga
    "Ghulail bnaonga Chirya maron ga"

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 2009

    Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
    Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
    Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai








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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 2009

    hahaha nice every1.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 2009

    means irfan per jokes share kernay hain dhonti hon koi..
    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

    53339010150654137193873 - Jokes Competition Feb 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by ~*bhoot nager ki rani*~ View Post
    means irfan per jokes share kernay hain dhonti hon koi..
    ye irfan ko badnam krne ki saazish hai

    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition Feb 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 2009

    Ek pagal bijli k tar pe gir gaya


    pagal tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha





    k





    light chali gayi





    pagal khushi se bola



    PAKISTANA ZINDABAD

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