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    sardar with brains



    A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight
    from
    Los Angeles to New York .. The American asks if he would
    like to play a fun-game.

    The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he
    politely declines and
    rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

    The American persists and explains that the game is easy
    and a lot of fun.

    He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
    the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."

    Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

    The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't
    know the answer, you pay me $5,
    and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."

    This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there
    will be no end to this torment,
    agrees to the game.

    The American asks the first question, "What's the
    distance from the earth to the moon?"

    The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,
    pulls out a $5 bill and
    hands it to the American.

    "Okay," says the American, "Your turn."

    So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs
    and comes down with four legs?"

    The American thinks about it. No answer.

    Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches
    all his references. No answer!

    He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
    the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.

    Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
    co-workers.

    Checks the input. All to no avail!

    Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and
    hands him $500.

    The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

    The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the
    Sardar and asks,

    "Well, what's the answer?"

    Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands
    the American $5,
    and goes back to sleep!

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    Default Re: sardar wid brain....

    Assalam-o-Alikum WR WB

    ya aap logo ko Lateefy bana nay kasy aatay hay

    Bhot umda

    FeamnAllah

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    haha bas dekh lain is k liye u need brain ....aaho

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    Default Re: sardar wid brain....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bheegi-Palkain View Post
    Assalam-o-Alikum WR WB

    ya aap logo ko Lateefy bana nay kasy aatay hay

    Bhot umda

    FeamnAllah
    yeh ap ke bus ka kaam nahi
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    lolzzzz
    http://www.sachiidosti.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic155_1.gifimagephp?typesigpic&ampuserid155&ampdateline1223536520 - sardar wid brain....

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    Default Re: sardar wid brain....

    kia baat hai..........pehli baar kise sardar ji noun vi smart harkat kardeye sunna ae.........balay ji balay

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