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    grin Few Jokes


    Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?

    Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
    sunscreen lotion...... ..

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    Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
    Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
    Teacher : Spell it?
    Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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    Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
    Banta : How do you know??

    Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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    Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
    Police : How the theif did not take TV???
    Sardar : I was watching TV na....

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    Thought for the Day!!!

    If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

    Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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    Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.

    Tell why this odd combination?

    Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!

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    Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

    Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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    When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

    Answer : On their Wedding !!

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    Default Re: Few Jokes

    nice jokes

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    Default Re: Few Jokes

    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Few Jokes

    fit hain

    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Few Jokes

    ..!!


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    glass Re: Few Jokes

    ha ha ha nice jokes yaar.
    keep it up.

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