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    grin Collection of Pathan Jokes :)

    Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya.

    Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga.

    Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.
    ==================

    Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

    Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

    Khudkushi Haram hai,

    Zulm hai,

    Gunah hai,

    Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...
    =================

    Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke,

    Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua,

    Dost: (Heran hote hue): Q?

    Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay....
    ============

    Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.

    Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.
    ===========

    Pathan bought a new mobile.
    He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
    'My Mobile No. Has changed.
    Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
    =======

    Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,

    aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.

    Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,

    Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai! hahaha :
    =============

    1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

    Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??

    Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha hai.
    ============

    PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?

    Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE

    PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?;->
    ===========

    1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
    sai 6 logon ko nikala!

    Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(

    Q???

    Is liye

    K

    Wo 6 log

    Fire Brigade walay thay:-)
    ==========

    1st Pathan: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

    2nd: Tummhe pata nai mjhe Social Studies nhi aati.

    1st: Per main ne to Islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.
    ===========

    Pathan to Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai.
    Uska hath lagte he main theek ho gaya.

    Doctor: Janta hon. Thappad ki aawaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.
    ============

    Joota chupai ki rasam k waqat Dolhay ki ek saali ne kaha main 1100 longi.

    2nd Saali boli main to 2100 longi.

    Pathan bola 2310 le lo us main FM bhi hai.
    =========

    Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..

    Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..

    Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!
    ============

    Ek pathan cycle pe larki k samny zor se gira aur jaldi se khara ho gaya

    larki:Oh my GOD

    Pathan:Hum aisy he utarta hai..
    ============


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    nice jokes

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    lolzzz

    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Collection of Pathan Jokes :)

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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Collection of Pathan Jokes :)

    thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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    Cow per bethey ek pathan ko

    TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha

    k aapka HELMET nhi hai?

    Chalan hoga

    Pathan: Dhiyan se dekh Nechey andhay

    four Wheeler Hay
    =====================

    Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.

    Aik bandy ny poocha..
    Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?

    TOTA BOLA,
    "Peshawar"
    ===================


    =================


    Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
    nach raha tha

    Sardar: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

    Pathan: Oye!Yara dikhta nhi kya?

    BREAK DANCE!Full time masti nonstop fun
    =======================


    Aik Pathan ki poetry.
    Na botal main, Na jar main.

    Na hotl main, na bar main.

    Na bike pe, na car main.

    Na Ishq mein na pyar mein.

    Jo maza he "Niswar" mein.
    ========================


    Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
    Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
    Har cheez fana ho jayegi.

    Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?
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    Default Re: Collection of Pathan Jokes :)

    nice jokes

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    Default Re: Collection of Pathan Jokes :)

    thanksssssss DT,,for yew ,,,


    Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza,
    Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya jata hai.

    Pathan: To kya Cycle hum rakh le?

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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Lolz nice jokes.
    Hahahaha.

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