View Poll Results: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Feb 2009

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  • iNnOcEnT KiLlEr

    3 18.75%
  • Geo

    0 0%
  • DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    2 12.50%
  • jan-e-naz

    0 0%
  • nam_aankhe

    0 0%
  • sheem

    1 6.25%
  • ~*soch nager ki rani*~

    0 0%
  • Hijab

    3 18.75%
  • LUCKY ZEE

    4 25.00%
  • ~Loving Irfan~

    0 0%
  • ~*Heer*~

    0 0%
  • SiLenT ScReaM

    0 0%
  • jaanoo

    1 6.25%
  • humna

    2 12.50%
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    Thumbs up Polling 4 Jokes Competition Feb 2009



    Doston to Ab waqt agaya hai polling ka....To Vote kijiye Jo joke aap ko pasand hai

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    3: Polling ki last date 28 Feb hai

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    iNnOcEnT KiLlEr

    1 pagal American se:
    Tum japanese ho na?

    American:Nahi, mein american hon
    Pagal:Nahi tum japnese ho!

    American:nahi me american hon
    Pagal:Nahi tum japnese ho

    American:han han me japnese hon
    Pagal: Lagte to american ho...


    2
    Geo

    aik doctor sahab ki duty lag jati hai pagal khanay mai. Woh pagal khanay mai jatay hain to sab apnay apnay kamon mai masroof hotay hain.... Aik pagal unn ki seat per betha hota hai aur kisi ko check kar raha hota hai....
    Doctor sahab ja kar apna taaruf karwatay hain keh main yahan ka naya incharge / doctor hoon.... To pagal hasnay lagta hai aur patient ki taraf ishara kar key kehta hai.... Pehlay yeh bhee aisay hee kaha karta tha.....


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    DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    Aik Pagal doosrey pagal se : agar main yeh torch jalaoon to kya tum roshni ke saharey aasmaan par charh jao gey?
    doosra pagal: nahi , main itna bewaqoof nahi , mujhey pata hai jab main thora sa uper jaoon ga to tum torch band kar do gey aur main neecher gir paroon ga


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    jan-e-naz

    ak PaGal shaks hmesha yhi khta rhta hay
    "Ghulail (Ketti) bnaonga Chirya (Birds) maron ga"
    "Ghulail (Ketti) bnaonga Chirya (Birds) maron ga"
    usky ghr waly us sy bht pareshan hoty hain
    or uska ilaj krwaty hain
    ilaj k bad doctor khty hain ye ab bilkul theek hay
    phr pagal sy pochty hain
    ab btao tm kia krogy
    Pagal khta hay
    "ab main bilkul theek hogya hon
    ab main aik Murghi kharedonga
    phr Choozy nikalonga
    phr poltri farm kholonga
    jb bht saari Murghian hojaingi
    tu unko baich kr bakriaan(Goats) khareedonga
    jb bakriaan bht zyada hojaingi tu unhain baich kr Gaay(Cow) khredonga
    phr jb bht saari gaay hojaingi tu mera pora aik Bara hoga
    main bht ameer hojaonga
    Phr main shaadi kronga
    phr mera aik beta hoga
    Bety ki phly Saalgirah pr main usko aik naiker la kr donga
    wo naiker pehny ga....... pehny ga........... pehny ga
    Jb naiker Phut jayga
    us may sy lastick nikalonga
    "Ghulail bnaonga Chirya maron ga"
    2112kjd - Polling 4 Jokes Competition Feb 2009

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    nam_aankhe

    Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
    Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
    Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai


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    Sheem

    Ek pagal bijli k tar pe gir gaya


    pagal tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha





    k





    light chali gayi





    pagal khushi se bola



    PAKISTANA ZINDABAD


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    ~*soch nager ki rani*~

    ek pagal kuch samaan le kar ghar ja raha hota hai raste main us ko ek aur pagal melta hai

    dusra pagal bolta hai ke is tehlli main keya hai tu pehla wala bolta hai agar tum ne ye bata diya keh is theli main keya hai tu ye andey (egg) tumhare aur aghar tum ne ye bata diya ke ye kitne hain tu sare 6 andey tumhare aur agar tum ne ye bataya ke ye kis ke andey hain tu wo murghi bhi tum hari

    tu dusra pagal bolta hai yar itna mushkil kaam kuch hints to do..


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    Hijab

    1 pagal gusse me kehta hai "saari duniya ko mita dunga"
    2nd pagal has kar bola "he,he,he,mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga ...
    2112kjd - Polling 4 Jokes Competition Feb 2009

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    LUCKY ZEE

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    ~Loving Irfan~

    Pagal khaney main naye Doctor sahab pagal khaney ki inspection karrhe thay..

    Inspection kay dooran ek pagal bola:

    Sir! Aap pehle wale doctor se ziada ache hain...

    Doctor ne khush hote hwe puucha:

    acha ! wo kyun?

    Pagal ne jawab dya:

    Sir aap ham main se hi lagtey hain..


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    ~*Heer*~

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    SiLenT ScReaM

    ek pailet achanak plane chalatey chalatey

    zor zor sey hansta hain plane key mosafir

    pochtey hain key kiya howa tu pailet kehta

    hain key jab pagal khaney key staf ko pata

    chaley ga key main pagal kahney sey bagh kar

    plane chala raha ho tu woh bhi hans rahey ho gey


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    jaanoo



    DOCTOR & PATIENT

    Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?
    Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se Zyada kharaab ho gayi hai.
    Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?
    Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
    Doctor: Arey... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
    Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.
    Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
    Patient: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
    Doctor: GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?
    Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
    Doctor: Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi?
    Patient: Nahi doctor saheb.
    Doctor: Kyon?
    Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
    Doctor: To Khola kyon nai.
    Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
    Doctor: Tera ilaj main nahi kar sakta!
    Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main theek kaise hounga....




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    humna


    Aik Pagal Rakshay mein Bethta hay,,

    or Rakshay wlaay ko kehta hay k mujhay Liberty lay chaloo..

    Rakshay wala : Sahab aap Liberty mein hi hien,,,

    Pagal : ye lo 50 Rupay, mager ainda itna taiz Raksha mat chalana,,


    2112kjd - Polling 4 Jokes Competition Feb 2009

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Feb 2009

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