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    BOY: May I hold your hand?
    GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.


    GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY: You love me...


    GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??


    GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


    BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL: How soon??


    BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??


    MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
    PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


    Girl: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
    Boy: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".


    Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil : "The moon".
    Teacher: "Why?"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".


    Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer "interested"?
    Pupil : "A teacher".


    Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
    Sam: "It's a family tradition".
    Teacher: "What do you mean?"
    Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
    Teacher: "What about your mother?"
    Sam: "She's a woman".


    Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".


    Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
    Student: "Brotherly love".


    Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
    Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".


    Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
    Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".


    Teacher: " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."


    Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
    ~AawarA GambleR~

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    good1
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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rani View Post


    good1
    thanx Rani...
    ~AawarA GambleR~

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    Quote Originally Posted by naz View Post
    tum ko bohut hasi atti hai...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Scream View Post
    oye yaar itna na haso...
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    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

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