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    Thumbs up Jokes Competition March 2009



    Kya hal hain Doston..Umeed hain Sb khair khairiyat se Hon ge....

    To jee Is bare Naye Competition k sath hazir huwa hun

    to Is Baar k Competition main Aap Logon ne

    "Ghareeb Admi"

    Pe Jokes Share krne hain.

    Or sirf "Ghareeb Admi" par hi jokes share karney hain agar kisi aur topic par joke share kiya to wo count nhi kiya jayega.

    Rules:

    1: Eik Member Eik Hi Joke Share kr skta hai

    2: Edit ki Huwi post Qabool nahi ki jaye gi

    3: Jo joke pehle share kya ja chuka wo dobara se share nahi kiya jayega..Agr kiya to wo cancel kar diya jaye ga.

    4: Ikhlaaq se gire huwe ya kharab jokes edit kardiye jaingey.

    5: Joke Submit karne Ki Last Date 21 March HAi

    Umeed hain aap sb barh char k hissa lein ge or Aap sb ki sharing ka intizar rahe ga
    2112kjd - Jokes Competition March 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2009

    1 ameer larki ko school me gharib
    khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
    Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
    khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
    unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
    bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
    ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
    sara khandan bari mushkil se gurbat ki zindagi guzar raha tha.


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    cute Re: Jokes Competition March 2009

    My nice joke for this month of march.umeed hai k aap ko pasand aaye ga.

    POORMANJOKE - Jokes Competition March 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2009

    Jungle mein aik ghareeb lakkerhara chala ja raha tha
    Achanak jharion mein say aik dakku barrammad hoa.
    Us nay ghareeb lakkarharey ki kanpatti per pastol rakh kar kaha
    "jo kuch bhi tumhare pass hai sab kuch foran niqal do"
    lakkarharey ne miskeen si shakal bana kar kaha
    "mein bahut ghareeb admi hoon mere pass kuch nahi"
    Dakku nay pastol ka dabbao barhatey hoay kaha
    "mujh say ziada ghareeb koi nahi mein to khali pastol liyay phir raha hoon"





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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2009

    nice guria

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2009



    1 sardar bohat ziada ghareeb hogaya, usne apni B.V se kaha:
    Baccho ko nani k ghar bhejdo,Tum apni ammi k ghar chali jao & han main apne susral chala jata hon...

    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition March 2009

    ..!!


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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Loving Irfan~ View Post

    1 sardar bohat ziada ghareeb hogaya, usne apni B.V se kaha:
    Baccho ko nani k ghar bhejdo,Tum apni ammi k ghar chali jao & han main apne susral chala jata hon...

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2009

    hahahaha nice sharing hay sub ki

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition March 2009

    Aik kanjos aadmi
    marnay laga to
    aik gareeb nay
    isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
    day jaye
    Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!
    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

    53339010150654137193873 - Jokes Competition March 2009

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