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  • Rani

    1 10.00%
  • ur_friend

    1 10.00%
  • ~*Dua*~

    0 0%
  • SiLenT ScReaM

    2 20.00%
  • ~*zaib*~

    1 10.00%
  • shabbirh

    0 0%
  • Bheegi-Palkain

    1 10.00%
  • jaanoo

    1 10.00%
  • naz

    1 10.00%
  • Manoos Ajnabi

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Thread: Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

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    Default Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

    Aslamaykum frinds
    umeed hai k sab hannstay muskuraatay, bhallay changay hoon gay

    Jokes Compitition mein hissa lenay waloon k be-hadh shukriya

    now here comes the voting, plz iss naik kaam mein barrh charrh kar hissa lein naz api ki tarf say elahada say chips b milein gay

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    1...sirf Aik he recipe ko vote diya jasakta hai.

    2...Members apni shre ki hui jokes ko vote nahi de sakte...jis ne diya wo vote cancel kardiya jaye ga.

    3...Polling ki last date 28 April Hai.



    here are the members who shared "mazay-daar" jokes


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    Rani


    Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
    He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
    The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
    The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
    The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
    The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
    His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
    He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
    The boss asks, "What does it do?"
    He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
    The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

    2

    ur_friend

    Once sardar Jee saw a VERY SOHNI KURI in the market and thought......
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    "KASH AY MERI MAA HONDI TEY MAIN V SOHNA HONDA"


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    ~*Dua*~

    A Sarad g; on cycle,Accidently hits lady.
    Lady: " Way Aneya breakan nayi maar sakda see?
    Sardar g: " Sohneo Puri Cycle jo maar ditti aye"...


    4

    SiLenT ScReaM

    Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
    Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.


    5

    ~*zaib*~

    aik sardar sahib rastey main ja rahey thay k achanak un ki nazar aik wall per pari wahan likha tha ,,,,PERHNEy WALA KUTTA...

    srdar ji ko bara gussa aaya (q k wo perh chukey thay) unhon ne usay remove ker k likh diya

    likhney wala kutta......


    6

    shabbirh

    Girl: Will u marry me?
    Sardar G: Oh no ham apney relatives main shadi kartain hain. jaisey k mere mama ney merey papa se shadi ki. merey bhai ney meri bhabhi se ki. meri khala ney khaloo se ki aur main apni biwi se kroon ga


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    Bheegi-Palkain


    sardar ji london chaley gaey

    taxi driver ne kaha sarar ji suna ha sikh bare bewakoof hote hain

    sardar: nai tu

    driver:1 sawal poochoon...

    aaj se 25 saal pehle mere bap k ghar bacha paida hua wo na mera bhai tha na behen.batao wo kon tha.

    sardar confused.

    driver bewakoof wo main khud tha..

    sardar apne mulak ja kar apne sathiyon se sawal poochta ha .....

    aaj se 25 saal pehle mere bap k ghar bacha paida hua wo na mera bhai tha na behen.batao wo koun tha?

    all sardars got confused....

    sardr bas......

    baiwakoofo..o london da taxi driver si


    8

    jaanoo


    AIK SARDAAR: YAAR YEH JOORAY KAHAAN BANTAY HAIN ???

    DUSRA: AASMANOO PAY

    PEHLA SARDAR: MAR GAYE !!! MAIN TO DARZI KO DAY AAYA HUN !!!


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    naz

    Sardar Wife: Kal raat tumne mujhe neend mein gaaliyan di

    Sardar: Tumhari galat fahami hai

    Sardar Wife: Kaisi galat fahami?

    Sardar: Yehi ki mein soya tha


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    Manoos Ajnabi

    Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
    I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
    this is my kid and this is my kidney.
    ranisrequest - Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

    sab he mazay kay hain kis ko vote doon ab..
    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

    53339010150654137193873 - Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

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    apne wale ko chor ker i wale ko de
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    sochon gi
    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

    53339010150654137193873 - Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

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    sochnay ki laor nahi hai, bas apnay fav ko vote kar do
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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

    Walekam-Aslam Rani
    yaar ae recipe kithay ae?????
    mein tay samjhaya koi lateefey noun vote kerna si .........
    Voted..........

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

    voted
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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

    @Hijab...eh lateefaye he ne, i think
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    voted.......
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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition April 2008

    voted

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