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    Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
    Husband: Then what happened?
    Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
    Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
    Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!




    A young Asian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
    He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
    The mother agrees.
    The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
    Then he says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
    "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
    The mother replies, "I don't like her."





    A Really Bad Day:

    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

    I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

    53339010150654137193873 - funy JOke

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    ranisrequest - funy JOke

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    http://www.sachiidosti.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic155_1.gifimagephp?typesigpic&ampuserid155&ampdateline1223536520 - funy JOke

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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