View Poll Results: Polling For Jokes Competition March 2009

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  • naz

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  • LUCKY ZEE

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  • ~*guria*~

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  • ~Loving Irfan~

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  • ~*Rano*~

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  • DaNgErOuS tEaRs

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  • jaanoo

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    Assalam u alaikum doston




    Friends ab polling ka time aagya hai.... so aap log apne favourite joke ko vote karsakte hain




    Rules:

    1-Ek member ek hi joke ko vote karsakta hai

    2-Apne share kye hwe joke ko vote nhi karsakte,agar kya to vote cancel kardya jaeyga

    3-Vote karne ki last date 28 March hai







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    naz



    1 ameer larki ko school me gharib
    khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
    Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
    khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
    unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
    bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
    ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
    sara khandan bari mushkil se gurbat ki zindagi guzar raha tha.








    LUCKY ZEE



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    ~*guria*~


    Jungle mein aik ghareeb lakkerhara chala ja raha tha
    Achanak jharion mein say aik dakku barrammad hoa.
    Us nay ghareeb lakkarharey ki kanpatti per pastol rakh kar kaha
    "jo kuch bhi tumhare pass hai sab kuch foran niqal do"
    lakkarharey ne miskeen si shakal bana kar kaha
    "mein bahut ghareeb admi hoon mere pass kuch nahi"
    Dakku nay pastol ka dabbao barhatey hoay kaha
    "mujh say ziada ghareeb koi nahi mein to khali pastol liyay phir raha hoon"






    ~Loving Irfan~


    1 sardar bohat ziada ghareeb hogaya, usne apni B.V se kaha:
    Baccho ko nani k ghar bhejdo,Tum apni ammi k ghar chali jao & han main apne susral chala jata hon...






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    ~*Rano*~


    Aik kanjos aadmi
    marnay laga to
    aik gareeb nay
    isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
    day jaye
    Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!








    DaNgErOuS tEaRs



    Aik Ghareeb Aadmi ghada ghari per saaman le kar ja raha tha..........
    Wo saman k ooper bheta tha...
    Waha tahinat police ne chalan kar diya...
    Ghareeb Aadmi minnatee karta raha lekin koi farq na para...
    Raste main wo koi tarqeeb sochta howa aaya Q k use phir wapas b aana tha.....
    Aur agar use dobara chalan hogaya tu...

    Sham ko jab wo wapis aaya to us ki haalat kuch Yun thi k....

    Ghada sawari k ooper bhetha tha.......
    wo ghade ki jaga sawari khench raha tha
    Police jab chalan katne k liye pass aayi yu admi bola..:Janab main tu sawari khench raha hon..ooper bhethe maalik se raju karain.











    jaanoo


    Aik ghareeb admi ka aik crore ka inaam nikla. us k ghar wale dar gaye k kahin wo ye khabar sun k mar hi na jaye . le haza ghar wale bajaye khud batane k us ko khud hi doctor k pass le gaye.
    Doctor ne admi se poocha ; agar tumhara 5 lakh ka inaam nikal aye tu kiya karo ge ?
    admi ne jawab diya : aik ghar kharidonga aur aik gari(car).
    doctor ne admi se poocha agar tumhara aik crore ka inaam naikal aye tu phir kiya karoge ?
    admi ne jawab diya aadha khud rakhonga adha aap ko de donga.
    ye sun kar doctor khushi se mar gaya





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    Voted

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    Voted
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    voted
    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

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    voted.....

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    voted

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    voted

    Khud Ko Bud Naseeb Kehny K Gunaah Say Bachty Raho

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    Default Re: ~ Polling For Jokes Competition March 2009 ~

    hehehhehehehehehehehe voted

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