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    ایک شخص : (غصے سے) میرا نام لیکر مائیں بچوں کو ڈراتی ہیں۔
    دوسرا شخص : اور میرا نام لیکر بچے اپنی مائوں کو ڈراتے ہیں۔
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    استاد: میں نے تمہیں کتنی دفعہ کہا ہے کہ سبق یاد کرو۔
    شاگرد : جناب تین مرتبہ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ !
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    جج ملزم سے: تم نے دن دہاڑے چوری کیوں کی تھی۔ ۔ ۔ ۔


    ملزم: کیا کرتا حضور! رات کو مجھے نیند آ جاتی ہے۔
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    نانی اماں نے منے سے کہا: " بیٹا جب تمہیں کھانسی آیا کرے۔تو منہ کے آگے ہاتھ رکھ لیا کرو"۔
    منے نے کہا: " نانی اماں آپ فکر نہ کریں۔میرے دانت آپ کی طرح نقلی نہیں ہیں" ۔
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    1 hindi ne beghwan se kaha.
    Mujhe dukh de,tention de,berbad ker de,mere peechay bhoot laga de.
    Beghwan ne kaha: Salay shortcut mei bol na,k tujhay biwi chahiye.
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    1 admi khan se: Airport konsi bus jaye gee.
    Khan: 20 number.
    Admi: Ager 20 no na milli to.
    Khan: To 10,10 number ke 2 peker lena.
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    Faraz q milan ke ab justaju kere,
    tabiat ziyada kharab ho to doctor se ruju kere.
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    Nurse: Mubarak ho.aap k gher lerka paida hua hai.
    Sardar: Wah g wah kia technology hai.biwi meri hospital hai aur becha mere gher paida hua hai.
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    2 SARDARS SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
    1st: JALDI PEE COFEE THANDI HO JAYE GEE.
    2nd: TO KIA HUA?
    1st: MENU PERHO,HOT COFEE 20,COLD COFEE 40.
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    "golden words"
    aaj ka kaam kel per mat choro.













    Wo persu b to ho sekta hai.
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