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    Thumbs up Jokes Competition April 2009



    Kya hal hain Doston..Umeed hain Sb Thek Thak se Hon ge....

    To jee Is bare New Competition k sath hazir hun

    To Doston Is Baar k Competition main Aap Logon ne

    "Ameer "

    Pe Jokes Share krne hain.

    Or sirf "Ameer " par hi jokes share karney hain agar kisi aur topic par joke share kiya to wo count nhi kiya jayega.

    Rules:

    1: Eik Member Eik Hi Joke Share kr skta hai

    2: Edit ki Huwi post Qabool nahi ki jaye gi

    3: Jo joke pehle share kya ja chuka wo dobara se share nahi kiya jayega..Agr kiya to wo cancel kar diya jaye ga.

    4: Ikhlaaq se gire huwe ya kharab jokes edit kardiye jaingey.

    5: Joke Submit karne Ki Last Date 21 April HAi

    Umeed hain aap sb barh char k hissa lein ge or Aap sb ki sharing ka intizar rahe ga
    2112kjd - Jokes Competition April 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 2009

    Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya.
    Essay me usne Likha:

    Ek Garib Parivar tha,
    Pita Garib,
    Maa Garib,
    Bache Garib.
    Parivar me4 Naukr the,
    wo bhi Gareeb.

    Car bi Tutti Hui SAFARI thi.

    Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko
    Tutti Car me School
    Chhod K Aata tha.
    Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the.
    Bache Hafte me 3 bar Hi Chicken Khate the.
    Ghar me 4 Hi 2nd Hand A.C. The.
    Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha


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    Re: Jokes Competition April 2009

    kisi ameer aadmi ne ek shaks ko be ghair nag ke angoothi di.us shaks ne ameer aadmi ko dua di" allah aapko jannat main beghair chat ke ghar ataa fermayai".
    Ameer shaks ne kaha "beghair chat k kyun"?
    Angoothi ka nag mil jayai to chat bhi dalwa doonga
    1317513431 - Jokes Competition April 2009
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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 2009

    اخباری نمائندے نے انٹرویو کے دوران ایک امیر آدمی سے پوچھا۔
    "فارغ وقت میں آپ کے کیا مشاغل ہیں"
    "پینٹنگ"
    امیر آدمی نے جواب دیا۔
    "فارغ وقت میں،میں پینٹنگ کرتا ہوں،اپنے بنگلے کے سارے دروازے اور کھڑکیاں میں نے خود پینٹ کیئے ہیں"
    **HAPPY RAMZAN KAREEM**



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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 2009

    Ameer Kanjos Malik nokar se : is mehngaye ke dor main parathey per is qadar ghee
    kiya hogaya tumhain ?


    nokar : maaf kijeye ga ghalati se mera paratha app ke pass agaya hia.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 2009

    ek Ameer admi nay maskharay say kaha,
    "aacha huva tum agaey, is waqt mera
    dil kasi maskharay say guftogu ko
    chah raha ta".
    maskharay nay kaha,
    "hozoor, main b yahi
    soch kar ap k pass ayaa tha".
    2112kjd - Jokes Competition April 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 2009

    Super Jokes
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 2009

    A rich man received an invitation, to a party
    which said “Black Tie Only”!!
    black tie - Jokes Competition April 2009
    When he went to the party he was surprised to
    find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
    as well !!!!
    Last edited by Pakeezah; 20-04-2009 at 04:03 PM.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 2009

    ایک امیر آدمی نے شاپنگ سینٹر کے سامنے گاڑی کھڑی کی اور بے پرواہی کے ساتھ گاڑی کی چابی گاڑی میں چھوڑ کر شاپنگ سینٹر کے اندر جانے لگا۔ شاپنگ سینٹر کے گارڈ نے ان کے قریب آ کر کہا۔ ”جناب! آپ کو ملک کے حالات تو معلوم ہوں گے‘ آئے دن گاڑی چوری کی وار داتیں ہوتی رہتی ہیں اور آپ نے گاڑی کی چابی گاڑی میں چھوڑ دی ہے؟“ ان صاحب نے بے نیازی سے کہا۔ ”کوئی بات نہیں گاڑی انشورڈ ہے؟“ گارڈ نے گاڑی کی طرف اشارہ کرتے ہوئے کہا ”اور وہ محترمہ گاڑی میں بیٹھی ہوئی ہیں ان کی بھی انشورنس کروائی ہوئی ہے۔“

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 2009

    Do dost baten karrhe thay..

    1st:
    meri shadi hogyi..

    2nd:
    ye to bht achi bat hai..

    1st:
    nhi achi bat nhi hai,wo buhat badsurat hai

    2nd:
    aray ye to buhat bura hwa

    1st:
    lakin yar wo buhat ameer hai

    2nd:
    chalo yar ye to buhat acha hwa

    1st:
    lakin wo mujhe 1 pesa bhe nhi deti..

    2nd:
    ye to buhat bura hwa

    1st:
    lakin us ne mujhe 1 ghar khareed k dya

    2nd:
    ye to buhat acha hwa

    1st:
    lakin yar,wo ghar jal gya

    2nd:
    ohhh !! ye to buhat bura hwa

    1st:
    nhi yar buhat acha hwa ! wo bhi ghar kay ander thi..



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