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    candel Jokes Compitition May 2008

    Assalam-o-Alaikum friends

    May month mein "Mother's Special" Jokes Compitition Kiya Ja raha Hai..

    Iss Bar App Compitition Main "maa'n bachay" k jokes share kar saktay hein

    winner Ko SD award Diya Jaye Ga./rock

    Sub Se Umeed Ki jate hai ke Miyari Jokes Share Karain Gay...Agar Koi Joke Munasib Na Hua Tu ussay Edit Kardiya Jaye Ga.

    Sirf "maa'n bachay" Per He Joke Share Kijeye Ga...

    Agar Kisi Ne Kisi Or Topic Per Share Kiya Tu wo count Nahi Hoga.

    RuLes:

    1...Aik Member Aik Joke share Karsakta Hai.

    2...Aik Joke jo PheLe Share Kiya Jachuka Hoga...wo Dobara Nahi Share Kiya Jaye Ga.

    3...Joke submit Karne Ki Last Date 21 May Hai.

    aap sab ki participation ka intazaar rahay ga

    thanks

    Rani
    Last edited by ~*Heer*~; 01-05-2008 at 03:49 PM.
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    Meri Taraf Se

    Ak Khatoon Kay 9 Sala betay ko Baray Ho kar Texi Driver bannay ka bohat shouq tha. Lakin us ke Maa nay us ko kese BARAY KHOWAB ke himmat Bandhaii.

    " Tum Sadar " Kam Yaang Saam" Ke kahani jantay ho, Maa nay Betay ko Lacture dia. Jab wo Chotta tha tu us nay apnay ghar ke Dewar per " Mustaqbil Ka Sadar" Ka Poster laga diya tha. Tum bhi ak baray Aadmi ban saktay ho, Ager tumhara koee bara Khowab hai tu us ko hasil karnay kay liye Sakhat Mehnat karo.

    " Us Khatoon nay " Baray Khowab" kay baray main samjhanay kay dosray din Maa nay dekha Betay nay Apni Almari main likh rakha tha . " Mustaqbil Ka Bas Driver."

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Jokes Compitition May 2008

    good 1 naz api
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    Default Re: Jokes Compitition May 2008

    Quote Originally Posted by naz View Post
    Meri Taraf Se

    Ak Khatoon Kay 9 Sala betay ko Baray Ho kar Texi Driver bannay ka bohat shouq tha. Lakin us ke Maa nay us ko kese BARAY KHOWAB ke himmat Bandhaii.

    " Tum Sadar " Kam Yaang Saam" Ke kahani jantay ho, Maa nay Betay ko Lacture dia. Jab wo Chotta tha tu us nay apnay ghar ke Dewar per " Mustaqbil Ka Sadar" Ka Poster laga diya tha. Tum bhi ak baray Aadmi ban saktay ho, Ager tumhara koee bara Khowab hai tu us ko hasil karnay kay liye Sakhat Mehnat karo.

    " Us Khatoon nay " Baray Khowab" kay baray main samjhanay kay dosray din Maa nay dekha Betay nay Apni Almari main likh rakha tha . " Mustaqbil Ka Bas Driver."

    kia ye joke tha ........

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    Default Re: Jokes Compitition May 2008

    Quote Originally Posted by naz View Post
    Meri Taraf Se

    Ak Khatoon Kay 9 Sala betay ko Baray Ho kar Texi Driver bannay ka bohat shouq tha. Lakin us ke Maa nay us ko kese BARAY KHOWAB ke himmat Bandhaii.

    " Tum Sadar " Kam Yaang Saam" Ke kahani jantay ho, Maa nay Betay ko Lacture dia. Jab wo Chotta tha tu us nay apnay ghar ke Dewar per " Mustaqbil Ka Sadar" Ka Poster laga diya tha. Tum bhi ak baray Aadmi ban saktay ho, Ager tumhara koee bara Khowab hai tu us ko hasil karnay kay liye Sakhat Mehnat karo.

    " Us Khatoon nay " Baray Khowab" kay baray main samjhanay kay dosray din Maa nay dekha Betay nay Apni Almari main likh rakha tha . " Mustaqbil Ka Bas Driver."

    sahi hai

    or u ne kiya lagaya

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    Quote Originally Posted by naz View Post
    Meri Taraf Se

    Ak Khatoon Kay 9 Sala betay ko Baray Ho kar Texi Driver bannay ka bohat shouq tha. Lakin us ke Maa nay us ko kese BARAY KHOWAB ke himmat Bandhaii.

    " Tum Sadar " Kam Yaang Saam" Ke kahani jantay ho, Maa nay Betay ko Lacture dia. Jab wo Chotta tha tu us nay apnay ghar ke Dewar per " Mustaqbil Ka Sadar" Ka Poster laga diya tha. Tum bhi ak baray Aadmi ban saktay ho, Ager tumhara koee bara Khowab hai tu us ko hasil karnay kay liye Sakhat Mehnat karo.

    " Us Khatoon nay " Baray Khowab" kay baray main samjhanay kay dosray din Maa nay dekha Betay nay Apni Almari main likh rakha tha . " Mustaqbil Ka Bas Driver."

    Assalam-o_Alikum WR WB

    Hansi nahi ai ..next plz

    FeamnAllah

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    Default Re: Jokes Compitition May 2008

    nice going

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    Mom: Beta khana khayega?
    Beta: Na
    Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
    Beta: Na
    Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
    Beta: Na
    Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
    Beta: Na
    Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!


    SD ki Basanti

    Chal DhanoOo

    I Love the feelings When U Hold My Hand....

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    Default Re: Jokes Compitition May 2008

    TILLO



    garmi kio chution k baad jab tillo wapis school giya tu 2 din baad uskey teacher nay fone ker kaha "tillo buhat shararti ho giya hai"

    tillo ki ammi ko gussa aya aur boli "3 saal say jab woh mujhey tang kerta tha tu mainey khabi complain ki thi kia"







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