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    Kya hal hain Doston..Umeed hain Sb Thek Thak se Hon ge....

    To jee Is bare New Competition k sath hazir hun

    To Doston Is Baar k Competition main Aap Logon ne

    "Kanjoos"

    Pe Jokes Share krne hain.

    Or sirf "Kanjoos" par hi jokes share karney hain agar kisi aur topic par joke share kiya to wo count nhi kiya jayega.

    Rules:

    1: Eik Member Eik Hi Joke Share kr skta hai

    2: Edit ki Huwi post Qabool nahi ki jaye gi

    3: Jo joke pehle share kya ja chuka wo dobara se share nahi kiya jayega..Agr kiya to wo cancel kar diya jaye ga.

    4: Ikhlaaq se gire huwe ya kharab jokes edit kardiye jaingey.

    5: Joke Submit karne Ki Last Date 21 May HAi

    Umeed hain aap sb barh char k hissa lein ge or Aap sb ki sharing ka intizar rahe ga
    Last edited by DaNgErOuS tEaRs; 05-05-2009 at 06:33 PM.
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    Hmmmmm Ok
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2009

    1 kanjoos dosray say:
    Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.

    wo kaisay?
    Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
    1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
    Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
    Main nay kaha ja nahin deta


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    Aik kanjos aadmi
    marnay laga to
    aik gareeb nay
    isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
    day jaye
    Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!

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    1 Kanjoos Shakhs subha so k utha to
    dekha k uski biwi marr gaye hay.

    Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
    apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola:


    1 banday ka nashta kam banana.

    2dnmmf - Jokes Competition May 2009

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    1 Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
    Arabi ne usey Mercedez gift kardi.
    Arabi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
    Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
    Ab ki baar Arabi ne til ke laddu gift kiye,
    Kanjoos: Ghusse se, Mercedez kyun nahi di?
    Arabi: Ab hamare andar bhi Kanjoosoon ka khoon daur raha hai.

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    Ek kanjus raees kay pass ek faqeer gaya aur sawal kya:
    Allah kay naam par ek rupiya de do

    Raees itra kar bola:
    yeh hamari shaan kay khilaf hai kuch ziada mangoo

    Faqeer khush ho kar bola:
    chalo paanch rupey hi de do

    Raees gurur se bola:
    abhi bhi kuch ziada mangoo hamen sharam arhi hai

    Faqeer kay dil main laddo phutne lagey kay ab ziada maal hath ayega,wo khushi se chilla kar bola:
    acha baba..! Allah tumhe lambi zindagi de.. tum mujhe ek hazar rupiya de do

    Raees bola:
    han ab tumne theek manga hai, ab main fakhar se kam az kam ye jawab to de sakta hun k filhal mere pass pese nhi hain..
    Last edited by LoViNg IrFaN; 14-05-2009 at 12:31 AM.

    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition May 2009

    ..!!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2009

    Iffi tum ne GEO wala Joke Post kar diyaa hay...

    GEO ye wala Joke Post kar chuki hay >

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    Aik Kanjoos Aadmi Hotel Gaya ..

    WAITER : G Sahab Kiya Lengay Aap...

    Kanjoos : Subah Jo Chor Gaya Tha Wo Le Aao.





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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by SiLenT ScReaM View Post
    Iffi tum ne GEO wala Joke Post kar diyaa hay...

    GEO ye wala Joke Post kar chuki hay >
    dekha hi nhi tha




    kardya edit
    Last edited by LoViNg IrFaN; 14-05-2009 at 12:32 AM.

    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition May 2009

    ..!!


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