View Poll Results: Polling 4 Jokes Competition April 2009

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  • Geo

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  • jaanoo

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  • LUCKY ZEE

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  • Naz

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  • DaNgErOuS tEaRs

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  • Chocolate

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  • ~*Heer*~

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  • ~Loving Irfan~

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    Default Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009



    to Doston Ab Waqt agaya hai Polling ka

    To Apne PAsandeda Jokes Ko Vote Kijiye

    Rules:
    1: Eik Member eik Hi Vote De Skta hai
    2: Apne Joke Ko Vote Cast NAhi kr skte
    3: Polling ki Last Date HAi 8 May2009



    1
    Geo

    Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya.
    Essay me usne Likha:
    Ek Garib Parivar tha,
    Pita Garib,
    Maa Garib,
    Bache Garib.
    Parivar me4 Naukr the,
    Wo bhi Gareeb.
    Car bi Tutti Hui SAFARI thi.
    Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko
    Tutti Car me School
    Chhod K Aata tha.
    Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the.
    Bache Hafte me 3 bar Hi Chicken Khate the.
    Ghar me 4 Hi 2nd Hand A.C. The.
    Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha

    2
    jaanoo

    Kisi ameer aadmi ne ek shaks ko be ghair nag ke angoothi di.us shaks ne ameer aadmi ko dua di" allah aapko jannat main beghair chat ke ghar ataa fermayai".
    Ameer shaks ne kaha "beghair chat k kyun"?
    Angoothi ka nag mil jayai to chat bhi dalwa doonga

    3
    LUCKY ZEE

    اخباری نمائندے نے انٹرویو کے دوران ایک امیر آدمی سے پوچھا۔
    "فارغ وقت میں آپ کے کیا مشاغل ہیں"
    "پینٹنگ"
    امیر آدمی نے جواب دیا۔
    "فارغ وقت میں،میں پینٹنگ کرتا ہوں،اپنے بنگلے کے سارے دروازے اور کھڑکیاں میں نے خود پینٹ کیئے ہیں"


    4
    Naz

    Ameer Kanjos Malik nokar se : is mehngaye ke dor main parathey per is qadar ghee
    kiya hogaya tumhain ?


    Nokar : maaf kijeye ga ghalati se mera paratha app ke pass agaya hia.
    Last edited by LoViNg IrFaN; 07-05-2009 at 02:58 AM.
    2112kjd - Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009

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    Default Re: Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009

    DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    ek Ameer admi nay maskharay say kaha,
    "aacha huva tum agaey, is waqt mera
    dil kasi maskharay say guftogu ko
    chah raha ta".
    maskharay nay kaha,
    "hozoor, main b yahi
    Soch kar ap k pass ayaa tha".

    6
    Chocolate

    A rich man received an invitation, to a party
    Which said “Black Tie Only”!!

    When he went to the party he was surprised to
    Find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
    As well !!!!

    7
    ~*Heer*~

    ایک امیر آدمی نے شاپنگ سینٹر کے سامنے گاڑی کھڑی کی اور بے پرواہی کے ساتھ گاڑی کی چابی گاڑی میں چھوڑ کر شاپنگ سینٹر کے اندر جانے لگا۔ شاپنگ سینٹر کے گارڈ نے ان کے قریب آ کر کہا۔ ”جناب! آپ کو ملک کے حالات تو معلوم ہوں گے‘ آئے دن گاڑی چوری کی وار داتیں ہوتی رہتی ہیں اور آپ نے گاڑی کی چابی گاڑی میں چھوڑ دی ہے؟“ ان صاحب نے بے نیازی سے کہا۔ ”کوئی بات نہیں گاڑی انشورڈ ہے؟“ گارڈ نے گاڑی کی طرف اشارہ کرتے ہوئے کہا ”اور وہ محترمہ گاڑی میں بیٹھی ہوئی ہیں ان کی بھی انشورنس کروائی ہوئی ہے۔

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    ~Loving Irfan~

    Do dost baten karrhe thay..

    1st:
    Meri shadi hogyi..

    2nd:
    Ye to bht achi bat hai..

    1st:
    Nhi achi bat nhi hai,wo buhat badsurat hai

    2nd:
    Aray Ye to buhat bura hwa

    1st:
    Lakin yar wo buhat ameer hai

    2nd:
    Chalo yar Ye to buhat acha hwa

    1st:
    Lakin wo mujhe 1 pesa bhe nhi deti..

    2nd:
    Ye to buhat bura hwa

    1st:
    Lakin us ne mujhe 1 ghar khareed k dya

    2nd:
    Ye to buhat acha hwa

    1st:
    Lakin yar,wo ghar jal gya

    2nd:
    ohhh !! Ye to buhat bura hwa

    1st:
    Nhi yar buhat acha hwa ! wo bhi ghar kay ander thi..

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    Paras

    Aik Ameen Khatoon Market Sabzi laine gain tu saath main un ka Doggy bhi hu lya

    Sabzi khareedte hoye Doddy sabzi main moon daal k usay kharab karne laga

    Sabzi Farosh: Mam Sahiba , apne kuttay ko rukieye

    Ameer Khatoon : tomy tumhe itna bhi nhi pta k sabzi dhulin hoi nhi hain !
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    Default Re: Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009

    voted





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    Default Re: Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009

    sab ke kafi acha hain
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    Default Re: Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009

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    Default Re: Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009


    voted...........

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    Default Re: Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009

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    Default Re: Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009

    voted
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    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Polling 4 jokes Competition April 2009

    voted......

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