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    Default Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09



    Aak k News k Sath Main Hun Aap kA Host DT

    To Pahle Nazar Dalte hain Head LInes Per

    Headlines:

    1: Naz Ne SD k Bhetri k Liye Bots Or Guest Ka Dakhla sakht Kr Diya hai
    2: Angel Ko Phir se Zoo main Qaid kr diya gaya hai
    3: Serious Ne SD Members se apeal ki hai k Woh sb use Newcomer kheh kr bulain
    4: Heer Ne Naz se Ziada Mote hone ka faisla kr liya hai
    5: Iffi Ganj krwane ka soch raha hai

    Ab Ate hain TAfseel ki janib

    1: Naz Ne SD k Bhetri k Liye Bots Or Guest Ka Dakhla sakht kr diya hai un ka khena hai k in ki waja se SD per load bharta hai or Un(Naz) ka Load pahle hi zida hai is liye woh nahi bardasht kr skti k koi or un se ziada load wala b ho

    2: Angel Ko Zoo main band kr diya wapis Is ki waja yeh batayi jati hai k Woh zoo se bhag gayi thi or zoo waloe un ko dhoond rahe the or Kal ANgel ne serious hought per hamla kr diya jis ki waja se Serious ne zoo walon ko Angel ka pata de diya or Zoo wale Angel ko pakr kr le gaein hain

    3: Serious Hal MAin hi Newcomer ka Award jeete hain or Unhon ne Sb Se apeal ki hai k woh sb unhain newcomer kheh kr hi bulain...is ki waja serious yeh batate hain k Woh Ab budhe ho gaye hain Per Newcomer award jeetne k baad woh khud main tabdeeli mehsoos krte hain is liye woh chahte hain k sb unhain newcomer kheh kr pukarein

    4:Heer Ne Kaha hai k Woh Naz se ziada Moti ho k dekhaein gi...AAj kal Heer ne Zaida tawaju Bhetne or sirf khane per de rkhi hai Un ka khena hai k Khane or bhtne se main jldi Naz se Moti ho jaun gi

    5: Iffi ne socha k ab garmiyan ane wali hain to Ganj krwa li jaye is liye unhon ne June main ganj krwane ka socha hai un se baat krne per pata chala k Woh ganj is liye krwana chahte hain q k garmi se un ka Meter out ho jata hai or woh phir Laal peele hi rehte hain pura din is liye unhon ne socha hao k Ganj kr wane se Hawa lagi gi or woh Laal peele hone se bach jaein ge


    Yeh thi aaj ki Taza Tareen News

    Mazeed News k Liye Dhekte Rahiye Ga

    SD Express(Rakhe Her SD k Section Per Nazar)

    Ab Apne Host DT ko ijazat Dijiye

    Allah hafiz
    2112kjd - Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

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    Default Re: Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

    Quote Originally Posted by DaNgErOuS tEaRs View Post

    1: Naz Ne SD k Bhetri k Liye Bots Or Guest Ka Dakhla sakht kr diya hai un ka khena hai k in ki waja se SD per load bharta hai or Un(Naz) ka Load pahle hi zida hai is liye woh nahi bardasht kr skti k koi or un se ziada load wala b ho
    naz ka load kam kero na phr sd per

    2: Angel Ko Zoo main band kr diya wapis Is ki waja yeh batayi jati hai k Woh zoo se bhag gayi thi or zoo waloe un ko dhoond rahe the or Kal ANgel ne serious hought per hamla kr diya jis ki waja se Serious ne zoo walon ko Angel ka pata de diya or Zoo wale Angel ko pakr kr le gaein hain[/quote]


    ab next u ki bari

    3: Serious Hal MAin hi Newcomer ka Award jeete hain or Unhon ne Sb Se apeal ki hai k woh sb unhain newcomer kheh kr hi bulain...is ki waja serious yeh batate hain k Woh Ab budhe ho gaye hain Per Newcomer award jeetne k baad woh khud main tabdeeli mehsoos krte hain is liye woh chahte hain k sb unhain newcomer kheh kr pukarein[/quote]



    4:Heer Ne Kaha hai k Woh Naz se ziada Moti ho k dekhaein gi...AAj kal Heer ne Zaida tawaju Bhetne or sirf khane per de rkhi hai Un ka khena hai k Khane or bhtne se main jldi Naz se Moti ho jaun gi[/quote]

    itna jhoot

    naz k sath bhla koi muqabla ker skta

    5: Iffi ne socha k ab garmiyan ane wali hain to Ganj krwa li jaye is liye unhon ne June main ganj krwane ka socha hai un se baat krne per pata chala k Woh ganj is liye krwana chahte hain q k garmi se un ka Meter out ho jata hai or woh phir Laal peele hi rehte hain pura din is liye unhon ne socha hao k Ganj kr wane se Hawa lagi gi or woh Laal peele hone se bach jaein ge[/quote]


    Last edited by ~*Heer*~; 23-04-2009 at 08:39 PM.

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    Default Re: Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

    Naz ka Load To Aise kam hoga k Use Ruzana 15 kilometer bhagaya jaye


    Jhoot nahi bilkul sach hai
    2112kjd - Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

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    Default Re: Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

    Quote Originally Posted by DaNgErOuS tEaRs View Post
    Naz ka Load To Aise kam hoga k Use Ruzana 15 kilometer bhagaya jaye


    Jhoot nahi bilkul sach hai
    u nay apna asy kam kia hy

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    Default Re: Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

    Quote Originally Posted by ~*Heer*~ View Post
    u nay apna asy kam kia hy
    Me ka to tha hi nahi

    u to bharha rahi ho
    2112kjd - Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

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    Default Re: Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09



    Main Phir Bach Gaya


    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

    pehle tu host yeh batao u k itne din baad ku akhbar nikala hai

    mai dhond rhe thi purane par parhe hoye hi mile meko

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    Default Re: Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

    Quote Originally Posted by sheem View Post
    pehle tu host yeh batao u k itne din baad ku akhbar nikala hai

    mai dhond rhe thi purane par parhe hoye hi mile meko
    Woh yeh gal thi k Kal lagane wala tha Per Nahi lagai

    Us Se Pahle U ko Pata hai K Q nahi lagayi ja aaki
    2112kjd - Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

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    Default Re: Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

    accha akhbar hay
    NAz ka load kam hona chahye

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    Default Re: Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

    Quote Originally Posted by Rabi View Post
    accha akhbar hay
    NAz ka load kam hona chahye
    Next akhbar main u ki b news hogi
    2112kjd - Aaj Ka Akhbar 23-04-2-09

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