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    And fight started..........

    Wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
    She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.
    I bought her a scale.
    And then the fight started...

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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive...
    so, I took her to a gas station.
    And then the fight started...

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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
    I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
    And then the fight started...

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    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
    "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
    "Nah, she can order for herself."
    And then the fight started...

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    A woman was standing, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
    And then the fight started.....


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    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

    So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

    And that's when the fight started....

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    Default Re: And fight started..........

    acha

    lagta hai aap ki apni biwi se larai hi hoti rehti hai
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    arey yar filhaal too mein bewi jesy "NEMAT" say mehroom he hoon

    par yeh sab kuch parna dekhna k baad lagta hai k esa he rahoo
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    Default Re: And fight started..........

    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    zabardast yaaaaaaaaar


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    ..!!


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    hehehe

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