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    Racing horses

    Some race horses were staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. In the last 15 races, Ive won 8 of them!
    Another horse breaks in, Well in the last 27 races, Ive won 19!!
    Oh thats good, but in the last 36 races, Ive won 28!, says another, flicking his tail.
    At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. I dont mean to boast, says the greyhound, But in my last 90 races, Ive won 88 of them!
    The horses are clearly amazed. Wow! says one, after a hushed silence. A talking dog.


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    Goony bird!
    After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.
    The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husbands attention, hed just shrug her off with some bored comment.
    This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.
    he shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported Goony bird and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, Goony bird! The table!
    Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, Goony bird! The shelf!
    Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.
    Wow! said the wife, If this doesnt attract my husbands attention, nothing will! So she bought the bird and took it home.
    When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. Honey! she exclaimed, Ive got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!
    The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, Goony Bird, my foot!

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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Racing horses

    no one is gana read this

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    nice per bara lenghty hai
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    acha je

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    2nd wala zabardast
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    Default Re: Racing horses

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy god itna lamba nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    2nd wala maze ka hai

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