View Poll Results: Polling for best joke of May Competition 09

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  • Geo

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  • naz

    1 8.33%
  • Paras

    1 8.33%
  • Hijab

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  • ~Loving Irfan~

    2 16.67%
  • SiLenT ScReaM

    5 41.67%
  • signaun

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  • jaanoo

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  • DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    2 16.67%
  • mufliha

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  • ~*guria*~

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    Assalam u alaikum SD k wasion





    ab time agya hai k aap apne favourite joke ko vote karen


    Rules:

    1- Ek member ek hi joke ko vote de sakta hai

    2-Apni sharing ko vote nhi de sakte

    3-Vote karne kay lye last date 28th may 2009 hai




    Entries ye hain





    1- Geo
    1 kanjoos dosray say:
    Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.

    wo kaisay?
    Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
    1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
    Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
    Main nay kaha ja nahin deta




    2- naz
    Aik kanjos aadmi
    marnay laga to
    aik gareeb nay
    isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
    day jaye
    Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!



    3- Paras
    1 Kanjoos Shakhs subha so k utha to
    dekha k uski biwi marr gaye hay.

    Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
    apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola:


    1 banday ka nashta kam banana.





    4- Hijab
    1 Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
    Arabi ne usey Mercedez gift kardi.
    Arabi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
    Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
    Ab ki baar Arabi ne til ke laddu gift kiye,
    Kanjoos: Ghusse se, Mercedez kyun nahi di?
    Arabi: Ab hamare andar bhi Kanjoosoon ka khoon daur raha hai.



    5- ~Loving Irfan~
    Ek kanjus raees kay pass ek faqeer gaya aur sawal kya:
    Allah kay naam par ek rupiya de do

    Raees itra kar bola:
    yeh hamari shaan kay khilaf hai kuch ziada mangoo

    Faqeer khush ho kar bola:
    chalo paanch rupey hi de do

    Raees gurur se bola:
    abhi bhi kuch ziada mangoo hamen sharam arhi hai

    Faqeer kay dil main laddo phutne lagey kay ab ziada maal hath ayega,wo khushi se chilla kar bola:
    acha baba..! Allah tumhe lambi zindagi de.. tum mujhe ek hazar rupiya de do

    Raees bola:
    han ab tumne theek manga hai, ab main fakhar se kam az kam ye jawab to de sakta hun k filhal mere pass pese nhi hain..

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    6- SiLenT ScReaM
    Aik Kanjoos Aadmi Hotel Gaya ..

    WAITER : G Sahab Kiya Lengay Aap...

    Kanjoos : Subah Jo Chor Gaya Tha Wo Le Aao.





    7- signaun
    Ek maaldar naujawan se bhikhari ne kaha: Sahab kya baat hai do saal pehle aap hame dus rupayee diya karte the, pehle saal se panch kar diya aur ab to had ho gayee ek rupayee dete hain.
    Maldar naujwan ne kaha: bhai kya batao pechle saal meri saadi ho gayee aur ab mai ek bacche ka baap ho gaya hoon.

    Bhekhari ne bare be rukhi se kaha: Yeh kya kanjoosi hai. ab to aap mere paise se apna khandan chala rahe hain






    8- jaanoo
    Teen Kanjoos They
    Phela Pathan
    Dusra Panjabi Or
    Tesra Memon


    Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha
    Dostoo Ne Bolaa Ke Yar Zakaat Dena Hai
    To App Log Kaise Daite Ho


    To Phela Kanjoos Pathan Bola:
    Ke Hum Khaali Maidaan Me Ja Kar Gol Daayera
    Banatai Hain Or
    Asman Main Paisa Uchalte Hain
    Jo Paisa Daayere Ka Bhaher Jaata Hai
    Wo Zakaat Karta Hai
    Or Jo Andar Hota Hai Wo Humara Hota Hai


    Phir Punjabi Ne Bola:
    Ke Hum Aik Lakeer Khainchte Hain
    Or Paisa Uchalte Hain Jo Paisa
    Left Hand Par Jata Hai
    Wo Zakaat Karta Hai Or
    Jo Right Hand Par Wo Hamara

    Phir Memon Dost Se Poocha Ke Wo Kaise Karta Hai
    To Memon Ne Kaha:
    Astag-Firullah Aap Log Aisay Zakaat Kartay Ho
    Yeh Lakeer Fakeer Kya Hai
    Hum Khali Maidan Main Jatai Hain
    Or Paisay Asmaan Main Uchalte Hain
    Jo Paisa Asmaan Main Geya Wo Zakaat Ka
    Or Jo Paisa Necha Aaya Wo Hamara






    9- DaNgErOuS tEaRs
    Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
    Dukandar: 1 baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahe ho?
    Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.







    10- mufliha
    aek kanjoos apne driver k sath kahin ja raha tha
    raste main achanak osne chila kar kaha gari roko gari roko...
    driver ne gari roki to osne kaha jaao peeche dekho zameen per moong phali ka dana para hai
    wo driver le aaya
    kanoos ne moong phali ko khol kar dana nikala aadha driver ko dia or aadha
    khud khaya or bola humare sath rahoge to aese hi aish karoge..




    11- ~*guria*~
    Kanjoos: Bhi kelay kiaa darjen hain

    Raili wala: 1 Rupay darjin

    Kanjoos: 60 Paisay may kitne milenge

    Raili wala: 60 Paisay may tu chilkay he milengay

    kanjoos: Aisa karo 60 paisay k chilkay aap aap nikaal k mujhay 40 paisay k khali kalay de de..

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    voted..

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    voted............

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