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    Assalam u alaikum SD k wasion





    is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun




    is month aap sab ne "Teacher" par jokes share karne hain



    Topic par share kye gaye jokes hi competition main shamil kye jayengey




    Rules


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

    2-Edit ki hwi post accept nhi ki jayegi

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 June 09 hai







    aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega

    Last edited by LoViNg IrFaN; 27-05-2009 at 04:45 PM.

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    Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
    Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
    Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
    Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

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    Good Joke Geo
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    TEACHER:
    agar sache dil se Rab se dua ki jaye to wo puri
    hoti hai....


    STUDENT:

    rahne dain madam ....
    agar aise hota...
    tu ap kab ki meri biwi hoti..
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Teacher: "ali, what is the outside of a tree called?"
    ali: "I don't know."
    Teacher: "Bark, ali , bark."
    ali: "Bow, wow, wow!"

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    teacher: water ka formula batao

    student: jkbbgdf% tyjbg%njuhj
    %nmjklng;5
    nmtjkbnjtklklmng
    kjiglklnmn%nkigkikl;f+143


    teacher: ye kiya hai?

    student: ye karachi ka water hai......



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    Teacher : Aap logon ko din me kum se kum 7 ghantay sona chahye.



    Students: Sir, ye to na-mumkin hai, kyun ke college 6 hours tuk hota hai.

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    Teacher: how r u New CommerStudent: i m fine TeacherTeacher: so Whts ur Name Student: ImranTeacher: wht is ur father WorkStudent: Teacher wo Khoo gaye hainTeacher: wo kassaystudent: wo ak din Kowain py bethy Cigrette pee rahy thy, Cigrette bhujannay ky lia Neechay Phainki or os ko Parooon say Bhujany gaye hain abe tak wapes nahin aye ...
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    Teachero kiya cheez hai jo tum roz daikhty ho magar tor nahi sakty.????


    students....miss ap ka munh...

    *~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~**~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~*

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    Re: ..Jokes competition June 09..



    main insan nahi raha

    teacher:- kal tum school kyun nahi aaye thay

    student:- sir mujhe bird flue ho gya tha

    teacher:- bird flue to murghiyon ko hota hai

    student:- sir main insan nahi raha kyun ke aap her roz mujhe murgha bana dete hain
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