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    A delivery mistake (awesome)

    A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's
    Birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the Finest
    gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with
    a note.

    While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and
    sent a pair of panties instead.

    Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:

    Darling,
    I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit Of
    wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long
    ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that
    are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

    Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from
    showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were
    hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked
    really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the
    first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I See you
    again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting
    them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be
    sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink. Just
    think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope
    you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

    All my Love.

    P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing
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    English Main Hai

    Kuch Bhi Samajh Nahin Aaya
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: A delivery mistake (awesome)

    too long

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    Default Re: A delivery mistake (awesome)

    itna bara joke

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    yeh joke hai
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