View Poll Results: Pooling 4 Jokes Competition June 2009

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  • Geo

    2 16.67%
  • Naz

    1 8.33%
  • Wick3d

    1 8.33%
  • SiLenT ScReaM

    0 0%
  • Hijab

    0 0%
  • Manoos Ajnabi

    0 0%
  • Arslan

    1 8.33%
  • jaanoo

    4 33.33%
  • Paras

    1 8.33%
  • DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    1 8.33%
  • ~Loving Irfan~

    0 0%
  • ~*guria*~

    1 8.33%
  • saharkhan

    0 0%
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Thread: Polling 4 Jokes Competition June 2009

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    Default Polling 4 Jokes Competition June 2009



    Doston to waqt agaya hai polling ka

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    1: eik member eik hi vote cast kr skta hai
    2: Apne share kiye Joke ko vote cast nahi kr skte
    3: Polling ki last date hai 28 June 2009


    1
    Geo

    Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
    Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
    Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
    Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

    2
    Naz

    TEACHER:
    agar sache dil se Rab se dua ki jaye to wo puri
    hoti hai....


    STUDENT:

    rahne dain madam ....
    agar aise hota...
    tu ap kab ki meri biwi hoti..

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    Wick3d

    Teacher: "ali, what is the outside of a tree called?"
    ali: "I don't know."
    Teacher: "Bark, ali , bark."
    ali: "Bow, wow, wow!"

    4
    SiLeNt ScReAm

    teacher: water ka formula batao

    student: jkbbgdf% tyjbg%njuhj
    %nmjklng;5
    nmtjkbnjtklklmng
    kjiglklnmn%nkigkikl;f+143


    teacher: ye kiya hai?

    student: ye karachi ka water hai......

    5
    Hijab

    Teacher : Aap logon ko din me kum se kum 7 ghantay sona chahye.



    Students: Sir, ye to na-mumkin hai, kyun ke college 6 hours tuk hota hai.

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    Manoos Ajnabi

    Teacher: how r u New CommerStudent: i m fine TeacherTeacher: so Whts ur Name Student: ImranTeacher: wht is ur father WorkStudent: Teacher wo Khoo gaye hainTeacher: wo kassaystudent: wo ak din Kowain py bethy Cigrette pee rahy thy, Cigrette bhujannay ky lia Neechay Phainki or os ko Parooon say Bhujany gaye hain abe tak wapes nahin aye ...

    7
    Arslan

    Teachero kiya cheez hai jo tum roz daikhty ho magar tor nahi sakty.????


    students....miss ap ka munh...
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    jaanoo

    teacher:- kal tum school kyun nahi aaye thay

    student:- sir mujhe bird flue ho gya tha

    teacher:- bird flue to murghiyon ko hota hai

    student:- sir main insan nahi raha kyun ke aap her roz mujhe murgha bana dete hain

    9
    Paras

    1 Nursery Class ka bacha bola , teacher main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?

    Teacher , So Sweet

    Bacha Apni side par Larkay se bola , Daikha main ne kaha tha Line marti hai

    10
    DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    Teacher : Kal Suraj k Uper lecture Diya jaye ga Sb
    Students ne lecture attend krna hai.

    student: Miss kal main Lecture attend nhi kr skta?

    Teacher : Why?
    Student: Meri Ammi mjhe itni dur nahi jane dein gi!!!

    11
    ~Loving irfan~

    Teacher To Student:
    Tumhain Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hain …?

    Student:
    Mujhe Kia Milenge, Wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hain

    12
    ~*Guria*~

    teacher: koi aasa janwar batao jis ke mou mai
    dant na hon.
    student: jaldi say teacher mere dada abu.

    13
    saharkhan

    Teacher
    Jawani Aur
    Burhape Me Farq Btao…?

    Student:
    Jawani Me Mobile Me
    HASEENO
    K Numbers Hote Hain,
    Aur Burhape Me
    HAKEEMO K
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