Doston to waqt agaya hai polling ka
1: eik member eik hi vote cast kr skta hai
2: Apne share kiye Joke ko vote cast nahi kr skte
3: Polling ki last date hai 28 June 2009
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
agar sache dil se Rab se dua ki jaye to wo puri
rahne dain madam ....
agar aise hota...
tu ap kab ki meri biwi hoti..
Teacher: "ali, what is the outside of a tree called?"
ali: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, ali , bark."
ali: "Bow, wow, wow!"
teacher: water ka formula batao
student: jkbbgdf% tyjbg%njuhj
teacher: ye kiya hai?
student: ye karachi ka water hai......
Teacher : Aap logon ko din me kum se kum 7 ghantay sona chahye.
Students: Sir, ye to na-mumkin hai, kyun ke college 6 hours tuk hota hai.
Teacher: how r u New CommerStudent: i m fine TeacherTeacher: so Whts ur Name Student: ImranTeacher: wht is ur father WorkStudent: Teacher wo Khoo gaye hainTeacher: wo kassaystudent: wo ak din Kowain py bethy Cigrette pee rahy thy, Cigrette bhujannay ky lia Neechay Phainki or os ko Parooon say Bhujany gaye hain abe tak wapes nahin aye ...
o kiya cheez hai jo tum roz daikhty ho magar tor nahi sakty.????
students....miss ap ka munh...