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    snow chill time.........

    Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
    Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
    Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
    Man: My wife...
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    Especially for Finance Guys!!!!!
    Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a
    New Business?
    Student: Father-in-Law!
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    Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
    After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
    kill u.

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    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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    What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
    in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
    Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

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    Q: Why do women live longer than men?
    A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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    Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
    If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
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    So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a
    building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

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    Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
    He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the
    crocodiles.
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    Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
    cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
    2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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    Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
    will you pay me?
    Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
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    Default Re: chill time.........

    Nice
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: chill time.........

    lolllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Pic - chill time.........
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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: chill time.........

    2112kjd - chill time.........

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    Nice
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