View Poll Results: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

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  • Naz

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  • Wick3d

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  • ~*Heer*~

    4 66.67%
  • ~Loving Irfan~

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  • Shaan

    1 16.67%
  • Hijab

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  • Sadaf

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  • Hina

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  • DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    1 16.67%
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Thread: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

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    Thumbs up Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009



    Doston waqt agay hai polling ka..Apni pasand k jokes ko vote cast kijiye

    Rules:

    1:Eik Member Eik hi Vote Cast Ker skta hai
    2:Apne share kiye Joke ko vote cast nahi kr skte
    3olling ki Last Date HAi 28 July 2009

    1
    Naz

    1st frnd : yar meri biwi ghussa bhot karti hia.

    2nd frnd : meri biwi bhi phele bhot ghusa karti thi magar ab bilkul nahi karti.

    1st frnd : yar tumne kiya ilaj kiya ?

    2nd frnd : kuch nahi bus itna hi kha tha ke burhapey main ghussa aa hi jata hai .tab se isne kabhi ghusa nahi kiya .

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    Wick3d

    BiWi ApNAy ShoHaR se : :ApNaY PiChlaY saaL Mere AMMi Ko LoHaY Kii KuRsI De ThhIi Iss SaaL Kya iRada haI ?????

    ShOhaR:'" Iss SaaL Usse MAIn CuReNt ChOrNaY Ka irrada haI :""

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    ~*Heer*~

    Eik Din Wife or Husband MAndir se Nikle To Eik Faqeer Ne Kaha...

    "Shehzadi 5 Rupee Dede,Andha HUn..

    Husband: Dedo,tumhain Shehzadi Kaha Hai to Zaroor Andha Hoga..

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    ~Loving Irfan~

    Husband:

    dear, tumhari gardan par ajeeb
    si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.


    Wife:Wo kiya?



    Husband:
    Tumhara 'moun'...

    5
    shaan


    HUSBAND & WIFE

    Husband apni Wife se
    "Aaj tum ne ye kesa
    ...........khana banaya hai
    balkul Gober jaisa.

    Wife
    !...... "Ya Allah
    Is Aadmi ne KIA KIA Chakh rakha hai.

    2112kjd - Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

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    Hina

    بوڑھے ارب پتی کی نوجوان بیوی سے پوچھا گیا محترمہ آپ نے اپنے شوہر سے کیا دیکھ کر شادی کی ؟
    محترمہ بولی : ایک تو انکی اِن کم ، دوسرے ان کے دِن کم

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    DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    Doctor says to pathan: App ka aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?


    Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon pi rahi hai..

    2112kjd - Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

    muqabla sakht hai.
    **HAPPY RAMZAN KAREEM**



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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by LUCKY ZEE View Post
    muqabla sakht hai.
    bhai rule parhte ho k nahi??

    rule no 2 parho zara polling ka dt ne jo lagaya hai or apna vote dekho kis ko diya hai

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

    Quote Originally Posted by LUCKY ZEE View Post
    muqabla sakht hai.
    ap ka joke bhi cancel or ap ka vote bhi cancel
    kuke ab app kafi puraney mem hogaye hain leken
    app shuro se khud ko he vote de rahe hian...
    bhot ajeeb baat hai yeh...
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

    nice ones

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

    Voted
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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2009

    voted

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