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    Installing Husband ...

    A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,
    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
    I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance,
    particularly in the flower and jeweler applications,
    which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
    such as
    Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
    undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate Woman
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    Tech Support Reply,
    DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0
    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jeweler 2.0Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7..0 or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 under any circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
    We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!

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