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    Default Cheap Sarees // Confidence

    Wife saw a SIGN BOARD:

    NYLON SAREE Rs 8/-
    COTTON SAREE Rs. 5/-
    BANARSI SAREE Rs. 10/-


    Wife: Give me Rs 500, I will buy 50 Sarees.

    Husband: "ANDHI, DHOOBI ki dukan hay"



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    Chooza Sherni sey: "DARLING, I LOVE YOU"

    Sherni: "Abey single pasli, tu ney apni JAAN, BODY aur HEIGHT dekhi hay"

    Chooza: "Sab choro Jaan-e-Maan, confidence dekho"



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    2 Pathano ney ghorey(HORSES) khareedey, Masla yah hoa k kon sa ghoora kis ka hay ?

    Ist Pathan: "Main apney ghoorey ki dum kaat deta hoon yah nishani ho gi"
    subha dekha to doosrey ghoorey ki dum bhi kisi ney kaat di thi.

    2nd Pathan: "Main apney ghorey ka kaan kaat deta hoon"
    Agli subha doosrey ghorey ka bhi kaan kata hota hay.

    Dono Pathan barey pareshan k ab kia kiya jaye. bohut sooch vichar k baad ek pathan bola:

    "Safeed Tera tey Kala Mera"

    Last edited by Fama; 01-08-2009 at 09:40 AM.

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Hahaha
    **HAPPY RAMZAN KAREEM**



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    hahahahaha

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