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Thread: Polling 4 Jokes Competition August 2009

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    wink Polling 4 Jokes Competition August 2009




    Ab Waqt agaya hai Polling ka

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    3: Polling ki last date 28 August 2009 hai.
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    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    *Lucky*

    Patient: Doctor, I have a serious problem! I can never remember what I just said.

    Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?

    Patient: What problem?

    baby_princess33

    Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar nahi aata.
    Docter: Wo asman per kia hai.

    Mareez: Chand.
    Dr: Abay is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.

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    HumSafar





    مریض
    محکمہ صحت کے ایک اعلا افسر دماغی امراض کے اسپتال کے معائنے کے دوران ایک مریض کے کمرے میں جھانک رہے تھے۔۔انہوں نے دیکھا کے مریض نے اچانک چھلانگ لگا کر پوزیشن لی اور اپنی انگلیوں کو پستول کے انداز میں ڈاکٹر پر تان لیا۔۔پھر اس نے منہ سے آواز نکالی۔۔‘‘ٹھاہ‘‘ ڈاکٹر زمین پر گر کر بے حس و حرکت ہو گیا اور مریض بڑے اطمینان کے ساتھ اپنے بستر پر جا کر لیٹ گیا۔۔
    تھوڑی ہی دیر گزری تھی کہ مریض نے پھر فائرنگ شروع کر دی اور ڈاکٹر صاحب پھر مر گئے۔۔افسر نے دیکھا کہ پندرہ بیس منٹ کے دوران بے چارے ڈاکٹر کو پانچ چھ دفعہ مرنا پڑا۔۔بعد میں ان کی ملاقات ڈاکٹر سے ہوئی۔۔افسر نے*ڈاکٹر سے کہا۔۔
    آپ کو اتنی دفعہ مرنا پڑتا ہے آپ اپنا کام کیا خاک کر پاتے ہوں گے۔۔اس کو فائرنگ کرنے دیا کریں اور آپ اپنا کام کرتے رہا کریں۔۔
    ‘‘نہیں جناب! ‘‘ ڈاکٹر نے بے چارگی سے کہا۔۔
    ‘‘آپ کو معلوم نہیں اگر میں نہ مروں تو وہ کہتا ہے۔۔اوہو پستول خراب ہے۔۔پھر وہ جوڈو کراٹے کے داؤ آزمانے لگتا ہے۔۔

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    *~(*Mahnoor*)~*


    Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?

    Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se Zyada kharaab ho gayi hai.

    Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?

    Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

    Doctor: Arey... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

    Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

    Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

    Patient: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

    Doctor: GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?

    Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

    Doctor: Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi?

    Patient: Nahi doctor saheb.

    Doctor: Kyon?

    Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

    Doctor: To Khola kyon nai.

    Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

    Doctor: Tera ilaj main nahi kar sakta!

    Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main theek kaise hounga....

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    shaan


    Doctor : Agar tum jaldi theek hona chahte ho to dawaai hila kar piya karo.

    Mareez : Doctor sab hilane se dawaai chammach sr gir jaati hai aur phir zameen se chaatni parti hai.



    ~*Heer*~


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    Ek Aadmi Doctor k Paas gaya aur bola

    Ghar jaa kar Mareez ko check karne k kitne paisay lou gay ?

    Doctor: 200 Rs

    Aadmi: to phir chalain Dr sahab

    Jab ghar phnchay to Dr ne pucha:Mareez kahan hay?

    Aadmi: Mareez koi nahi hay

    Taxi wala 300 maang raha tha

    Aap 200 main ley aayee.

    ~*Rano*~



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    ~*guria*~




    Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
    Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.



    Sweet Princess



    Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
    Dr: Kya?
    Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
    Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
    Sardar: Phone karte waqt...



    sheem



    Mareez Dr se : Heart transplant ke bad mjhe dance or paisa acha lagne laga hai.

    kiya main jawan hogaya hon ?

    Dr : nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo Khusrey ka hai.



    wick3d


    A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor:
    "It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side)
    "And when I press here" (pressing the other side)
    "And here" (his leg)
    "And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms)
    So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... "You've got a broken finger





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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition August 2009

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    ..!!


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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition August 2009

    silen tear
    yArrr..
    yeh kurhiyon ka NetWork lagta hai..
    mAin khan Phans gya...
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