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    Default Jokes r like girl friend. Child after 35,Santa we

    JOKES TRY UR BEST TO LAUGH BECOZ LAUGHING IS THE BEST MEDICINE:

    1. Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions Difficult to understand More and More explanation needed. Result is always FAIL.


    2. Two ladies Gup shup ker rehin thin. Ek lady ne dusri se pooncha teri Taaket Kya hai: Dusri ne jawab diya Mera Husband. First lady phir pooncha Teri Kamjori kya hai; Dusri ne jawaab diya TERA HUSBAND.

    3. Santa Pub ( Maykhana) main peeta peeta Ro Raha tha. Bar men ne Pooncha are Santa kyo rota hai. Santa ne Jawab Diya, whore ki karan, jis kuri ne Bhoolna Chanda Usda naam Yaad Nahin aa raha hai.


    4. Boss ne Banta se Question kiya, Bantaji Wife and Girl friend wich ke Fark hai. Banta bola ji ye koi kareeb 25 kilogram ka. Pl dont treat these as non- veg. ones. R. M. Dixit

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    Default Re: Jokes r like girl friend. Child after 35,Santa

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Jokes r like girl friend. Child after 35,Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by naz View Post
    Mohterma, Many many thanks for your fastest acknowledgement. Shkriya. Shabakher. Khudahafiz. R. M. Dixit

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    Default Re: Jokes r like girl friend. Child after 35,Santa

    aik sath inney sary

    in ko alug alug 3 thards mein post kar diya karen

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    Default Re: Jokes r like girl friend. Child after 35,Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by R. M. Dixit View Post
    Mohterma, Many many thanks for your fastest acknowledgement. Shkriya. Shabakher. Khudahafiz. R. M. Dixit
    Naz Mem, Thank you for attending my jokes wid supersonic speed. Your share is equally good which U use to all It is all in one. Thanks again. R. M Dixit

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    Quote Originally Posted by g0rge0us_g!rL View Post
    Hi Gorgeous the Great, Thanks a lot for accepting above my jokes. Did U really laugh. Laughing is best medicine so go laughing and make others laugh. Thanks again. r m dixit

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    gr8 sharing dixit

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