While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.
The sardar simply said ...
"I am on my way to see a distant relative."
tum sab beecharay sardaar ko nishana kion banatay ho
SS..ab aapki bari hai
inna nahi hansso