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    1.......a Lady"s Dog become Behosh hogaya Wo Dog ko leker Vety. Doc. ke dekhane legye. Vet. said, dog is dead. She said, no it wrong. Please check it again. Vet. went other room and brought a Cat aur us Billi ko dog ke side be khara kiya. Cat kutte ko bar bar smell ker rahi one pace to another. Phir bhag gayi. Doc said, Dog is dead. What are charges lady asked. Vet. said 350 dollers. She asked wo kaise hue. Vet. said, 50 doll. for consultation and 300 doller for Cat Scanning.


    2.......An English Teacher asked to student: Which is the longest sentence in English U think of: Banta Sardar said: Sir it is LIFE IMPRISONMENT. RM DIXIT
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