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    joketime?t1254777496 - Joke Time
    1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd
    found a cat, but it was dead.
    'How do you know that the cat was dead?'
    she asked her pupil.
    'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,'
    answered the child innocently.
    'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
    'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over
    and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move'
    th Laughing Cat 1 - Joke Time

    2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
    Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....'
    'What?'
    'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'

    'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'
    Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....'
    'WHAT?'
    'I'm THIRSTY.Can I have a drink of water??'

    ' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'
    Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....'

    'WHAT!'
    'When you come in to smack me,
    can you bring a drink of water?'
    th smilies 1 - Joke Time



    3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always
    getting into mischief, finally asked him
    'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'
    The boy thought it over and said, 'Well,
    I'll run in and out and in and out and keep
    slamming the door until St. Peter says,
    'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!''

    teethface?t1254777537 - Joke Time


    4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm
    a mother was tucking her son into bed.
    She was about to turn off the light when he asked
    with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy,
    will you sleep with me tonight?'
    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
    'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.'
    A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
    'The big sissy.'

    thlarge smiley 001?t1254777836 - Joke Time



    5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service,
    for thechildren's sermon.
    All the children were invited to come forward.
    One little girl was wearing a particularly
    pretty dress and,
    as she sat down, the minister leaned over and said,
    'That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?'
    The little girl replied, directly into the minister's
    clip-on
    microphone, 'Yes, and my Mum says it's a
    bastard to iron.'

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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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